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An extremely uncomfortable and untimely erection, usually occuring just before one is about to stand up. Makes abrupt trasitions from a seated position to walking almost impossible.
"I was already late to work but a rogue erection I experienced as I was pulling in the parking lot cost me my job."
Erection Selection: When a gentleman presents a number of options with which to provide dick to a lady.
Doorman: Hey baby, want to see my erection selection I got for you?
Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?
Doorman: You like dat baby...
where the act of one inserts a condom into the anus and begins to fill it with expansion foam
"I had a serious rectal erection the other night"
Something that makes me wanna cum when I wake up
I keep getting morning erections and end up having cum all over my cock
When ur dick bulge is big but when u whip it out it's small
My girl thought my dick was huge but then realized its was a Deception Erection.
-A penis so erect, it crosses the Mexican-American border, therefore transforming it into a Juan Erection.
-Also used to describe Juan's Erection
Billy just experienced his first Juan Erection