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The EBT, Access, or Welfare Card.
Cashier - "Cash or credit, Ms. Jenkins"?
Ms. Jenkins - "Go on head and put dat on da African Express card"
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Blogs, especially Internet Relay Chat (IRC) based online discussion groups, which do not identify and screen out sexual offenders and predators.
I supported the Wikipedia until I found out that it was the Pedophile Express.
Watch out for the MySpace the Pedophile Express.
Sexual offenders and predators interact with children on the Pedophile Express.
Express.
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To frantically and intoxicatedly make your way to work, or other commitments, after partying too hard the night before and oversleeping, skipping your normal morning routine.
P1> (arrives at work)
P2> You're late again. And you look like hell.
P1> I know. I woke up 5 minutes ago. Pulled a batman express this morning.
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1. The act of fucking a girl doggystyle, then spitting on her back. When she turns around, you cock slap her in the face, and skeet in her mouth. After wong-whacking the fuck out of her, you take shit on her chest. You gouge her eye out with your left nut, Then, (my favorite part), you fuckin shoot her ass in the back of the head, and shove a gas tube up her be-hind. The downside is, it only works once...
2. When you fill up your car with gas at an Exxon station.
Peter: Dude, I got arrested for giving Maria an Exxon Express, and now I'm on fucking death row!!!!
Alex: Holy shit, dude...
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fast food Chinese restuarant. delicious food and good service. kung pao chicken with steamed rice=yummy goodness
Mom: What do you want for dinner?
Me: Panda Express!!!!!!!!
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A series of funny events. When alot of funny things happen it is like you have ridden the 'Loler Express.' Derived from the text word lol meaning laugh out loud.
I feel as though I rode the loler express today!
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Train slamming into the Vagina
She had a Vaginal Express today
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