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you people need some serious help. a Kinder Surprise is a German candy bar shaped like an egg and with a toy inside. yummy chocolate but the toy is tiny as hell and gets lost easy
Oh shit i lost my kinder surprise toy
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best pizza on the planet. this gift from god himself is a pizza restuarnt found only in california but they make the best pizza ever. the kitchen is right in front of you. they dont hide anything. you can actully watch them make your pizza from fresh dough. thats right, they dont even make it until you order it.
Fuck Pizza Hut. Pizza My Heart FTW!!!
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Back To School (or, back to suffering)
Oh no. Summer is over and it's b2s
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mankind's greatest invention. summarizes boring books high school students have to read, in little paragrpahs for every chapter. you can still get the idea of what the book's about without spending countless hours reading the damn thing.
also avilable for subjects such as history, math, science, chemistry, government, etc.
Oh fuck. I have a test on Macbeth tomorrow. Sparknotes to the rescue!
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mankind's greatest invention. summarizes boring books high school students have to read in little paragrpahs for every chapter (or act, if its a play), you can rerad the enitre book in less than half hour, get the idea of what it's about, pass the test, and not waste time actually reading the book.
also offers study guides for other subjects, such as math, history, science, etc.
Oh shit. I have a test on Macbeth tomorrow. Sparknotes to the rescue!
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Hulk Hogan in a drag
Greg: I wonder what Hulk Hogan would like like in a drag?
Bill: Brooke Hogan
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pants that are longer than shorts but shorter than jeans. stupid idiots say capris are for morons but that doesnt make sense. if no one wanted to wear capris and look like a moron why are people still buying them?
if you dont like them simply dont wear them.
I went to the mall today and bought a pair of capris
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