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More commonly known as PFD; Post Festival Depression is the total and utter low you experience after a festival, usually whilst travelling home, knowing you wont be there for another year.
Similar to post concert depression, but far more extreme considering the length of time spent in your Nirvana.
What's wrong with you mate?
Oh just Post Festival Depression, this weekend was amazing I actually can't believe I have to wait another year to be there again.
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1. A sausage convention where people compete for the biggest weiners by
stroking their dicks until the balls achieve the color of blue.
2. A festival where musicians play erotic-sounding music by shafting each other with the ends of their saxophones and trumpets until their testicles turn into the color of blue.
3. A music festival in Lucerne, Switzerland.
Me: Fuck Holmes your dick just poked me in the eye!
Bal-a-Balz: damn straight! I just won this year's blue balls festival. U bitches better recognize!
Panties that have been worn continuously for three days or more.
"My music festival panties stink like three-day-old beef strips."
Any situation where you find yourself in a place you don't want to be doing a task you don't want to do or one which is totally futile (such as being a wageslave at work).
Cameron: "have you caught a patagonian toothfish yet Dwayne"?
Dwayne: "I went to the local jetty but it was packed with amateurs, a total arse fist festival"!
An EDM music festival in Miami where fratboys, sorority girls, and oily clubbers go to dress up as ravers for once a year. Some people even call this edm larping. For the UMF attendee it isn't about PLUR like it is in California or Electric Daisy Carnival (EDC), it's about hopping on whatever bandwagon the majority of people are into. If you are not larping like the rest of them they will not accept you into their community of fake ravers. At rave festivals like EDC it's about PLUR (PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT), and people accept you for who you are and don't give a fuck about stupid superficial shit. Alot of UMF edm larpers will even go as far as to say they hate PLUR, and that they only go for the music (this is another bandwagon because every edm larper says it). It really makes you realize how much better EDC is. All the real ravers know it too.
Ultra Music Festival (UMF) "raver": Hey, I hear everyone listens to Eric Prydz now...I guess I listen to him now. I hear he has alot of money too. I like money. Oh yeah fuck PLUR, I "only go for the music".
EDC raver: I love Eric Prydz because he has soul, not because of his money.... You don't go for the music. You just like the fact he's rich and everyone else is it doing it. Douche.
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The most mindblowing music festival ever. Mostly techno music such as Deadmau5, David Guetta, etc. It's simply heaven on a stage.
Ultra Music Festival was the greatest fucking thing ever this year, I'm definetley going back!
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A summer music festival that everyone comes to to get drunk, high, and fuck. Most students are cocky asians, and the RAs are assholes, especially the fat one. There are no practice rooms and the food is shit. The second you arrive, everyone wants to go home. The locals are rich white racists who hate the music school.
Wow, you went to the Aspen music festival? How did you survive those two months?
I hooked up with so many celliests at the Aspen music festival. I was hungover for most of my lessons.
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