Halo-less Fan

- A person who is an avid fan of the Halo series who often fantasizes about playing halo, that accidently wrecked his/her Xbox/Xbox 360 as a result of overly excessive playing of Halo, leaving them suddenly "Halo-less" for long periods of time. Being a "Halo-less Fan" can often result in depression if not treated. Known symptoms of "Halo-less Fan" syndrome are: excessive boredom, asking anyone who owns an Xbox/Xbox 360 if they own any of the halo games and if so, if they can play it.

Person 1: "Man... John has been being a Halo-less Fan lately, he keeps asking me if he can come over to my place and play Halo reach".

Person 2: "Did you know that the only way to cure a Halo-less fan is to get them a Xbox 360"?

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LESS-THAN-THREE

Love. This reference comes from '<3', which looks like a sideways heart in ascii, and is used to convey a feeling of love.

Synonyms include <3 and CENT-HALF.

User1: I love you, man!
User2: LESS-THAN-THREE

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a life less ordinary

Relatively unknpwn movie starring Cameron Diaz (post "The Mask") and Ewan McGregor (post "Trainspotting"), supported by Holly Hunter and Delroy Lindo.
Applies when you feel like your life has taken a turn for th worst, but it ends up being a turn for the best.
Also, an awesome movie.

Have you seen A Life Less Ordinary?

Yeah, it's AWESOME!!

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Gob Less America

"Gob Less America" is an inspirational song asking America to spit ("gob") less.

It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.

Cindy had just sucked a huge wad of man chowder from Bobbi's dong, and couldn't decide whether to spit or swallow.

Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.

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Doing More With Less

Corporate speak for, "We ain't hiring nobody, no way, no how." When multiple companies in a given industrial sector say they're doing this, prepare to ride the unemployment line for a long time.

I've been trying to find a job for 10 months. All the big companies around here are doing more with less.

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less than jake

not okay, unsatisfactory

Person 1: How is life?

Person 2: Less than jake. I have been having a lot of problems lately.

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Nic-k-less

For when someone named Nicholas with a h hates having his name written down with the spelling of "Nickolas".

6ix9ine: Hey Nickolas.
Nich: Well since you insist on calling me incorrectly you can call me Nic-k-less.
6ix9ine: How did you know I thought of it with a k.
Nich: Yes.

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