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Gopher lets you search for resources using menus. It originated at the University of Minnesota which has (as you guessed it) a gopher for a mascot. Insted of accessing with the adress of the domain, you select any entry in a gopher menu and like the human "gofers' of the world, Gopher goes out for the material you want. Gopher is like a regular library subject catalog and it will search for the holdings of many libraries for your subject.
gopher fatty.law.cornell.edu which is the Cornell Legal Information Institute of Cornell Law School.
edu - educational institute
other domain adresses are as follows:
com - commercial and buisness
gov - government institutions
mil - military institutions
net - network recorces
org - other organizations
If you're confused thus still on how gopher searches operate. See your system administrator, media specialist, brilliant friend or librarian for help!
When you clog the toilet at work and then you use the toilet brush to push the clog further in the hole. The next person who flushes overflows the toilet.
I got fired because I was gopher hunting and the boss floated my doo onto his shoe!
Put your lady between the mattress and the box spring half way down the the torso, mounting her from behind.
So the wife and I tried something new, gopher style
When you're taking a poo poo and it's hanging halfway out and won't come out
1. Dang babe I no I promised we'd go out to dinner but I've got a scared gopher!!!
2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.
3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!
The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns
Robbie:Dude my asshole fell out!
Wyatt: Relax and bite your wallet. I'll gopher punch it back in.
to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
When you continuously use socks to clean up your cum, and leave them laying out, piling up. It turns into a gopher den.
I turned my room into a gopher den, it smells so bad.