garden hose

1. when you wake up in the morning and you have a raging boner because you had a long night of drinkin' or smokin' so you haven't pissed in a while, making you're morning wood hurt even worse than usual due to the large build-up of piss in your boner, like water in a garden hose.

2. useful garden tool for watering your plants.

1. Guy at Urinal: "Dude you have a fuckin' boner"

Guy # 2: "I know, I had a long night at the pub so I passed out before I could take a leak, had a dream about Pam Anderson, and woke up with a fuckin' garden hose."

2. "Honey pass me the garden hose so I can water my tulips."

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Hose Head

Taken from Canadien slang, "Hoser", which carries two meanings in Canuck culture. The first, given to the losing team of a hockey game whose job was to hose down the ice after the game. Second came from the gas shortage in Canada decades ago, desperate Canadiens would be caught sucking fuel from cars with make shift garden siphon.

Good game hose heads, have fun mopping the ice.

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blue hose

It’s the only thing worse than getting blue balled. It’s when you are on the verge of unleashing your menacing cum flow and your partner squeezes your tip with force, blocking your cum from releasing until your cumming sensation subsides. You are then left with a painful and throbbing sensation throughout your whole tip and shaft.

Jared: I’m never hooking up with Jessie again
Zach: Why man? She’s hot!
Jared: Dude...she totally blue hosed me last night and I’m still feeling it.

Zach: That’s pretty shitty. Want some ice?

bit hose

A term used by IT professionals to refer to a network link, or flow of data in bits, bytes, etc. A "Bit hose" could be any I/O, yet is intended to be used in reference with networking.

In reference to a network intrusion, "Sadly, the rogues walked in through the bit hose and set up shop; most had no idea they were ever there."

lemonade hose

Your penis, ding a ling, dick

I give my lemonade hose twistie wisties

Hose pocket

The body part used for storing the mans penis (AKA hose)

Rachelle is my hose pocket, I love storing my hose up in my girls crotch!

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craigslist hose

Relates to a person that has so many kinks its unimaginable

(also relates to a cheap hose that easily kinks up)

Kendall is such a craigslist hose, she has so many kinks that she doesn't know what she's in to.