A man who is strong, ripped, fearless, has good looks and their nickname is MOCCASIN. People often know not to mess with him, he is often referred to the famous Chuck Norris, only with better looks. He is also loved by the ladies.
Girl 1- Did you see that man walk by? He was so handsome
Girl 2- hmmm yummy! He is a mock-hoss!
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the biggest, bestest, cuddliest mom ever!
Mike: Hi Big Momma Hoss!
Stooley: hey son! aren't i the best mom you ever had..
Mike: you're the only mom i've had...
A name used to describe having a chew. (Chewing tobacco)
"Man, I'm so tired today. Think I'm just gonna throw in a Hoss Daddy Flex and lay on the couch while I watch a flick."
or
"Why is Brian's lip sticking out, is there something in his mouth?"
"Yeah, he threw in a Hoss Daddy Flexer before the game."
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One who is godly at preforming any task. Referring to that person in any way other than "hoss-in-stein" would be an insult. Generally a term of endearment. Beastings usually follow an insult from a hoss-in-stein.
What a hoss-in-stein. Please dont beat me.
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When you get matching thigh tattoos of Wild E Coyote and Roadrunner with yer old lady so that when you hit her from behind it looks like they're chasing one another.
Nathan: "I wish I'd thought about getting that Hoss Station 5 sooner. It's the best idea I've had since trying to hook up with some guys hoss."
The one and only true man in this world. Can persuade an entire generation to bow down to him with just a blink of an eye. A Hossinger makes all other human males look like Boy George enjoying a relaxing weekend at Michael Jackson's house while watching the nanny. A Straight and Utter Boss.
Chicken Pot Pie I am a guy. There is 6 different ladies and one guy, wouldn't you know, it's a Hossinger Pie.
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Any absolute meat shack whomst shall not be fucked with. The big dawg in any scenario.
Bro 1: "Damn, bro. We lost another Alpha Hoss today."
Bro 2: "I know, bro. So sad. Limp Bizkit is playing his funeral. Gonna be sick."