Random
Source Code
Random
Parents whom, instead of engaging with their child themselves, give the child an electronic device, usually an IPad, and let the IPad keep the child busy rather than them.
I had IPAD Parents growing up, I didn't even know their names until I was 9.
A very autistic sounding child who is not on the spectrum but due being raised on the internet they never grew the proper muscles to vocalize sounds required for proper speaking. The r sound is a common sound unable to be reproduced by a child diagnosed with a Ipad Accent.
Text from a kid with Ipad Accent:
Guys, what one is your favorite? Huggy Wuggy, Seek, scary Blue, Zumbo Sauce, Banban, Nabnab… Um, I forgot his name, the frog dude, and, um, yeah. Snow Seline, Banbalina, Stinger Flynn, Opila Bird, and awesome Huggy Wuggy. This is, uh, me but like I don’t wanna use it. Um, Blue and, uh, I mean, um, Kissy Missy, Killy Willy, um, Choo Choo Charles, right, Boxy Boo but like not evil, and we have evil-a Boxy Boo. We have Squid Game Huggy Wuggy. We have baby Huggy Wuggy, and Blue, and Freddy Fazbear, oink oinky oink oink. We have creepy Green. We have, um, happy Huggy Wuggy. Look how happy he is, and we have, um, "What the hell?" We have, uh, nobody cares Huggy Wugg-
guys what one is yor favorite huggy wuggy seek scawy blue, shumbo shosh, banben, uh nam nab, um, i forgot his name the frog doode and um yeah, flosaleene, bambalina, stingr flin, opeela bord, en awsum huggy wuggy, ish jus uh me but like i don wanna use it, a blue n, o i mean um pissy missy, scawy rehly, um chu chu chawuls, but boxy boo but like not evil, and we have eViL bOxY bOo 👻, yeah uh squid game huggy wuggy, yea baby huggy wuggy, en blue, en freddy basbe un 🐷 e ungo, we have crepy green, we have um, happy huggy, wuhggy look how ha--pee hes, and we have bum whot da hell b ̫̞̑̅͠o ̲̎̽ ̴͙̕b̵̨͉̗̊́͜͠e ̺͖̋̀̃, we have um nobudy cares huggy wu-
someone who uses ipad in a goofy was such as *typemdnd on ipadndjsk help mejd undertand*
"HE ISAN IPAD GOOF" or "clown ipad
A device used by some mothers (not all) to shut up ungrateful screaming toddlers while they ask me how I can be so mad as to not want kids.
iPads can also be used by some grateful children or by older people (50+) as their eyes have become too unable to see anything smaller- not trying to be rude it’s just the truth :)
Some mums (not all): Teddy pls stop screaming here have the iPad
Teddy: *stops screaming and becomes entranced by the iPad*
Plural of ipad, an electronic tablet by Apple brand.
Come on kids, stop playing silly games on your ipads.
It’s a magical device that will slowly fuck up your brain by watching skibidi toilet and lankybox or anything that rots your brain.It also fucked up gen alpha.
Kid 1: skibidi toilet Ohio rizz level 5 gyat kai cenat grimace shake.
Kid 2: the fuck is wrong with your brain? Do you have an iPad or something?
A device created by Apple Inc., released on January 27, 2010, that features a display size between 7.9 inches and 12.9 inches, that has been updated for 12 years.
I just got my new iPad Pro M1, but it performs just as well as my 2018 version!