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During WWII prostitutes who followed the troops around, sometimes wore army boots or combat boots. It's akin to calling some one's mother a prostitute.
"your mother wears army boots" is a vintage version og a "your momma" insult.
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Eat your mother and gother and farther! Do It! It mean what i just said you need this word to insult people in need so it becomes cannibalism so eat it or you become the mother work out and you become a farther become old and than your a gother!
Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther! Eat your mother with that smile! Eat your gother! Eat Your farther with that Mouth!
Person 1: "have you seen the legendary tv show how i met your mother"
Person 2: "yer its pretty awesome, lets suit up and go to the bar."
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An expression used after a coffin-nailing slam, coined from the oft-used phrase by characters played by Marky Mark Wahlberg, and lampooned by Andy Samberg on Saturday Night Live.
Person A: Your mamma's so fat, when she (blah blah blah), etc.
(Person B stares aghast, unable to speak, at the slam that was just delivered to him.)
Person A: and say hi to your mother for me
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Or, after a physical altercation, the victor spits on the loser, and proclaims with disdain: "say hi to your mother for me".
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Legen.....wait for it.....dary! legendary!
"hey, did u watch how i met your mother last night?"
"How I Met Your Mother rocked my brain hole."
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A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.
The power of rice crumples you!
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A humorous joke to be told to your closest acquaintances, should you get bored.
Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
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