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A hole in which one dumps money into. This hole just happens to hold more music than one will ever want to hear, and also provides the means to spend a ridiculously large amount of money on music and videos that you can get for *free.
*semi-legally
Person 1: dude, you're out of toilet paper!
Person 2: just use my iPod. it should be in the garbage can in there.
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A portable music playing device that is awesome, unfortunately haters feel that they must flame it just because they don't like them.
Ipod owner: Hey I just bought an ipod check it out!
Hater: Noez!!11!! i h8 teh ipodzzz th3y suxorz you fuckin emo fag get a zen or a zune
Ipod owner: Um, Its my money, I can buy what I want fucktard.
Hater: STFU ipodz sux
Ipod owner: Fuck off, stupid mac hating microsoft fanboy
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Listening to your ipod whilist dancing around.
eg. Mary was listening to "Face drop" by Sean Kingston whilist Ipoding.
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I really don't know why so many people are hating on the iPod. I, personally, think it's great. While it's more expensive than some MP3 players that do the same thing, it just appeals to me more than other MP3 players. I think it has great battery life, the videos look really good, and I really like the click wheel. Sure, it's a pretty penny, but I think it's very worth it. I didn't buy it because I wanted to look cool, I bought it because I wanted a reliable MP3 player that looked nice, was easy to use, and was sturdy.
However, the headphones they give you are COMPLETE SHIT. Mine broke after a day and I had to buy new ones. LAME.
"Hey guys I got an iPod!"
"You retard, a Creative Zen is like way cheaper and has the same storage."
"Uh..FUCK YOU because iPods are way better.."
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the item that is very commonly baught all because people belive they are the best
when truly, ipods are junk
fucking horrible little shit mongrals
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An iPod is a financial black hole, designed to combat the problem of money becoming concentrated around individual people. Them iPod works via the capitalist interaction, which can be thought of as one of the five fundamental interactions (along with the gravity, strong, electromagnetic and weak interactions). The iPod absorbs money from entities possessing large amounts of it, and slowly emits the energy contained in the money as molecular vibrations. During this process, the energy contained in the battery power of the iPod is also emitted as molecular vibrations, and when this reaches zero, the functionality of the iPod disappears.
The field strength per dollar of an iPod is given by the following equation:
Field strength per dollar = - iPod capacity / (4 * pi * permittivity of free space * (distance between iPod and money)^2)
where iPod capacity is measured in gibibytes, and distance in metres.
Little Johnny has $40. His wallet is 1 metre away from an iPod. The iPod has a capacity of 40 GiB. Using the formula, Little Johnny's money is subjected to a force of magnitude approximately 10^13 Newtons by the iPod. No wonder he wouldn't shut up asking for one.
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The mix CD of the 21st century
Dude? You still have mix CDs? Please. You know everyone has an ipod now.
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