who dis

Shorthand for who is this. Commonly used when answering a telephone and the person on the other end is unknown to the caller and the caller ask them to identify themself.

Phone ringing -- (ring) (ring) (ring -- Caller: "Hello"
Receiver: "Who dis"

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aeris dies

It's what happens at the end of disc 1 in Final Fantasy VII!

OMG, SPOILERS! In Final Fantasy VII, Aeris DIES!

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Dis-Grundeled

1. To be so pissed off and stressed about something as to force a strain or tear of the grundle.

2. To hit someone with such force (see: dial-tone)as to seperate the grundle from the rest or the sphinctal area.

1. When I found a wad of sticky singles in my girlfriend's panties it left me severely dis-grundled.

2. When Yackl outdraws me after going all-in with a Jack-Two offsuit it makes me want to dis-grundle him.

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Died in the ass

Australian slang

1. When a thing has stopped functioning.

2. When a person has run out of energy, especially after a period of sustained effort.

"I dropped my phone in the toilet. It worked for about ten minutes, then died in the ass."

"We kept the afterparty going til about six, but then the sun came up and everyone just died in the ass."

"This project's important, Doug. I don't want to get halfway through and have you die in the ass again."

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Dis Kid

A bastardisation of “this kid” a term used to describe the adornment from one party to another over logic or skill.

Ecca: Hey PeteX, look, it’s Grahams number!

PeteX: Hey Ecca, look, it’s the Ackermann function called with Grahams number for arguments!

Ecca: Dis kid

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Di drunk

When Di consumes too much alcohol and her already dulled brain signals are further dulled. Her brain signal that warns her when she is making more mistakes is reduced, ultimately reducing self-control which leads to physical violence (open palm slaps to the face) and destruction of property.

I went for a drink, next thing I know I was Di drunk and smashing glasses and slapping anyone in my close proximity.

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dis dick

A phrase said after someone says "what" in a sentence... A wordretard/worded attempt to prove intellectual superiority by wordretard/worded people.

Retard 1:"Hey, what up, b?"
Retard 2:"mumble mumble"
Retard 1:"What?"
Retard 2:"DIS DICK!!!"
or
Retard 1:"Hey, wanna go to IHIP?"
Retard 2:"Go where?"
Retard 1:"You know, IHIP, the pancake place."
Retard 2:"Oh, you mean IHOP?"
Retard 1:"On DIS DICK!!!!!"

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