Tying the Shoe

When you get both fists and one foot inside a girl during a sexual encounter.

Guy #1: Dude, your girlfriend has been walking funny all day. Is she okay?

Guy #2: We had some wild fuckin' sex last night and I ended up tying the shoe for two fuckin' hours. She's gonna be sore for days.

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shoe fucking

when someone is walking too closely behind you and keeps hitting the back of your shoe with the front of their shoe.

Man, it sure is crowded walking out here and this jackass behind me keeps shoe fucking me.

We had fun at the bar last night, but I swear I got shoe fucked everytime I got up to get a drink.

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shoe douche

a guy who thinks their a badass for buying a ton of air jordans, nikes, ect. Shoe douches have a tendancy to post their shoes on facebook and to buy more a week later.
Some people just dont realize u dont need 17 different shoes for normal sports.

Bill: "Yo, Angie I just got some new Adidas check them out."

Angie: "I don't give a sh*t your such a shoe douche who cares."

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shoe model

A stripper, b/c the only thing they're wearing is shoes!

Let's go tip some shoe models!

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starting with a shoe

Something that started as a small issue but snowballed into something big.
Origin: Goncharov. Iykyk.

Person A: We broke up again.
Person B: Let me guess, over the burnt brownies from last week?
Person A: Talk about starting with a shoe...

The shoe is on the floor!

A quote from Romeo & Juliet, today used to evoke anger and love in the recepient of this well known phrase.

Bill: The shoe is on the floor!
Janet: I LOVE YOU AND I AM ANGRY!

Flaming Shoe

Throwing a stray shoe found on the street at a moving car which later turns out to be a undercover cop.

-How did she get a ticket last night?
-She pulled a flaming shoe man!!