Japanese Onions

Round luscious objects, somewhat resembling other things that are round and luscious.

Casey: Hey Steve, check out my Japanese Onions.
Steve: Stop showing me yer melons

Japanese Beefcake

A Japanese Chad

That kid at school was a real Japanese beefcake.

Japanese Breakfast

An indie rock band fronted by Korean American Michelle Zauner. The band is named after anime gifs of japanese breakfasts.

Japanese Breakfast are my favorite band.

Japanese Cheese

When your lactose intolerant friend drops a massive duke in the toilet and calls it dropping Hiroshima.

My friend Sean dropped a massive Japanese cheese after eating 5 cheese bread, Alfredo, cheezits, and a milkshake.

Japanese teabag

To commit suicide in a bath tub by cutting yourself deep enough and bleedout into the bath water. Japan having one of the highest suicide rate,and just as a teabag would in water.

Dang man, Hannah did the Japanese teabag yesterday...

Japanese Papercut

When one man cuts the eye of his penis open to enable another man to stick his dick in the hole

That guy's hardcore, I heard he'll even do the Japanese papercut if you pay him enough!

Japanese Jimmie

A person with a strong bias towards media from Japan

Ya with the way he reacted to that state of play he must've been a japanese jimmie