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The inadvertent, surreptitious, and often accidental placement of one's genitalia on another's person, usually the face or head.
"When you have a small dog that sometimes cuddles with you in bed, if you close your eyes for too long, you have to get used to the occasional dink across the forehead. You get used to such junk-slopping."
1. Random dude doing stuff
2. Creative fothermucker with a dirty mind and a old soul in a black bag of bones. He makes music, graffiti, fashion design, rides skateboarder too.
Person 1: Do you know who the coolest human on earth is?
Person 2: Vegan Junks, that’s fax btw
Person 1: Oh fuck, that Nigga Vegan Junks is a fucking god in human body
Person 2: He’s awesome 👏🏾
A junk buffing is a very good and satisfying hand-job.
"If he came on my show i'd give him such a good junk buffing he wouldn't need an Argentine mistress"
someone like Abdulmutallab who straps or hides explosives in his underwear right around his junk
A passenger on the flight jumped the junk bomber before he could blow up the plane.
Gloryholing through a mailbox slot
Dude, I totally sent cindy some junk mail yesterday!
1. To delete all junk e-mail on one's account.
2. To ejaculate.
1. What is all of this spam? I'm going to empty junk.
2. I am going to empty junk on that bitch!
v. The act of punching a person, usually male, in the genital area. Also can be abbreviated to JP.
Stop being an ass or else I'll junk punch you.