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Occurence in which a man places his genitals on someone's shoulder unknowingly. Often occurs from behind, while the individual is sitting on a couch or chair. May also occur between a deaf couple to initiate a sexual encounter.
Steve surprised Dan with a lazy parrot while he was sleeping on the couch.
My older brother held down my buddy and gave him a lazy parrot. His nut sack rolled off his shoulder and hit him in the mouth.
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the opposite of aggressive/ambitious sex; although the man's penis may be fully erect, his entire body remains in a comatose state; during intercourse the female may reach her orgasmic peak but the male very well may have been incapacitated for over an hour
Damn Brent. This chick won't stop talking about the birthday present you gave her, what did you give her? Nothing special, I think? Just some lazy dick and a milkshake, I don't remember?
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A lazy leopard is when you tear of the wings of a ladybug. Then attach them to an ant and place the ant in the mouth of a hungry Hungarian. If the hungarian spits out your creation you first insult him then ingest the ant with chopsticks. For the next three days observe changes in your stool. When the stool changes color twice collect it in a plastic baggie and deliver it to your town's mayor and shout lazy leopard.
"Did you see kevin last night?" "He totally pulled off the Lazy Leopard with Serena." "Lucky bastard"
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one who is in a wheelchair, yet has mud on his shoes which means he can walk.
What the hell Man! Why does that lazy kid have mud on his shoes!
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The groggy tired feeling you get when your liquor buzz starts to wear off. Most common after downing a quick couple beers then ceasing drinking.
Neat Dude: We shouldn't have dummied those two beers during lunch, I'm starting to get liquor lazy.
Neat Dude 2: Yeah man, I'm getting tired too.
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Cuff lazy is the term used for someone who, through lack of concentration or simply being too choong, manages to spill the contents of a joint in the process of being rolled. This unfortunate mis-hap normally occurs in the outdoors or open places, where it normally requires two people to roll a joint to a good standard, one acting as a rest/holder of the Rizla®, while the other inserts the 'ingredients'. Wind, snow, and rain are all hazards when rolling outdoors, so take this into consideration when forced into this situation.
-2 stoner mates, in the park, rolling a spliff in hazardous rolling conditions.....the holder <Man 2> then drops contents.....-
-Man 1 to Man 2 (angrily)-
"Oh you fucking crackhead!"
-Man 2 in reply-
"Aaah sorry blud, the wind took it!"
-Man 1 to Man 2-
"You're cuff lazy ya cunt. Can't even cuff a joint properly. Wanker."
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Someone who goes on so many dates that he/she becomes lazy about it. Usually in reference to someone who dates via online dating sites. The lazy dater will choose a location close to home, wear the same outfit to each date, tell the same stories, etc.
I’ve been on so many OKCupid dates that I’ve become a lazy dater. If I can listen to the entire long version of “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” on the drive to her house; it’s too far. My Banana Republic pull over sweater is starting to fray and I can’t tell the story of “what I do for a living” anymore. Just set me down in my local bar, buy me a drink and let’s get on with it.
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