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shaft leech

A blot clot stuck to the shaft of a penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual period.

After withdrawing his penis from his girlfriends bloody vagina he exclained in shock, "Damn girl!! That's the biggest shaft leech I've ever seen!!!"

by thecaptain1977 January 3, 2015


leech mode

Sucking on boobs until they turn black and blue, like a leech would do

"I went so leech mode on her last night"

by spankme121 December 20, 2016


Hipster Leech

An individual who associates with hipsters and trendy people for personal gain on social networking websites, such as tumblr. This involves attempting to dress like a hipster and taking way too many photos with their hipster friends, to appear cool to others online.

Did you see all of Ellen's photos on tumblr last night? She's such a fucking hipster leech.

by SSADL July 14, 2012

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life leech

1. A person who has no real talent, personality, or life of their own. As a result, the life leech will attach themselves to you, your friends and your dates.

2. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for you to break up with your partner, and then proceeds to try to date them.

3. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for any sign of trouble with your partner, and then proceeds to do everything they can to make sure your relationship falls apart.

4. A person who claims to be your friend, but works tirelessly to bring drama into your life.

"When I broke up with Beth, Jim completely tried to weasel his way into a life with her...the guy is a total life leech."

by ZCartman April 22, 2008

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Brain leech

When you forget about stuff.

My nanny has a lot of brain leeches.

by Nether man above the stars December 23, 2020

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Leech Ass

When an ass so good you leech on to it and suck it till it bleeds.

I would like to never let go of her she has a leech ass.

by queffton December 11, 2014

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Leech Removal

The removal of one's penis after heat/moisture/sweat has caused it to stick to the scrotum.

"It's so damn hot! I've had to perform leech removal all day!"

by Brand Man May 23, 2010

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