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wet lettuce

someone with a dead personality . talking to this person is like talking to a brick wall however the wall would probably be more interesting <3

“how did your date go with *name*”
“it went alright , he was a bit of a wet lettuce tho , the convo was drier than my dads holiday flip flops

by thatdictionaryhoe August 13, 2021


Lettuce Prey

One of the most well-known CBer along with his other companions army: Pandemon, b a n n 3-d d ...
Uses good grammar and has a way with words.

CBer1: What do vegetables say at church? Lettuce Prey! :DD
CBer2: :|

by stay_anonymous September 07, 2009


neck lettuce

The bushy overgrowth of hair on the neckline, typically indicating it's time for a haircut. A distant relative of the Kentucky Waterfall or the Mississippi Mudflap.

It's been 8 weeks since my last haircut; my neck lettuce is ripe!

by Greg Hendricks September 07, 2007


Lettuce Eater

Someone who enjoys eating the strangest things, e.g. lettuce, as a snack and/or meal. They tend to be homosexuals.

Wow, that man is having buttsex and eating a bowl of stuffing for a midnight snack. What a lettuce eater.

by notgaytotallystraight July 16, 2014


damp lettuce

after sex when your pussy still has lubricant in it

My damp lettuce is drying fast.

by taylor chode mister March 22, 2005


Lettuce Kefka

Someone that is God like.

That person is Lettuce Kefka

by *NOT* lettuce Kefka March 25, 2004


Indian Lettuce

Indian lettuce is a bag or a handful of potato chips.

Meant to relay the stereotype that indigenous people eat poorly.
I mean, I do.
That's gotta count for something.
Right?

Bethany had a sandwich with some Indian lettuce on the side.

by PlanetOceanReturns May 03, 2023