detroit losing streak

When you shit on your girlfriend's bed, and blame it on her dog.

"Susanne , Jesus Christ, do you remember that time I found his Detroit losing streak on my bed?!"

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losing one's cool

To lose one's composure. Most people lose their cool when prompted by a negative impetus, like sexual rejection or poor brunch service.

"Losing one's cool is the sexual equivilent of an angry, limp penis."

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lose my squash

To completely unravel in a large explosion of anger, frustration, and exasperation (aka the triumvirate of despair.) Derived from of "out of my gourd."

Dude, if Trump says "locker room talk" one more time I'm going to lose my squash.

If one more person asks me something they could Google and find out I'm going to lose my squash.

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lose a 50/50

when you fart and there is a fifty fifty chance you may shit yourself. if you crap your pants you lose a fifty fifty.

i was laying in bed the other night and thought i only had to fart. i was worried i could lose a 50/50. i let it go and was a big loser.

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Lose Your Boner

Any event that serves to kill any and all excitement previously generated.

"I know this test sucks, but it's nothing to Lose Your Boner about"

"Alright team, we played a great game tonight, but we've got one more to win. So don't Lose Your Boner yet."

"Is it just me or did you just Lose Your Boner?"

"I know got an A on the last test, but this chapter is completely different. So Lose Your Boner at the door, 'cause it's gonna be a long night."

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lose a few pounds

1. When one needs to defecate, and it feels as if it will be some kind of a record. Weight loss occurs by way of the shit being transferred from the large intestine to the toilet, resulting in a significant loss of weight. May be calculated with more accuracy by replacing said toilet with a produce scale.

"Man, I'm going to the bathroom to lose a few pounds. It might be some kind of a record!"

"Ummm yeah, I just lost about 7 pounds in that bathroom, so I'm warning you: You might need to wear a chemical mask."

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Lose one's shit

Verb. To become so overwhelmed with excitement or euphoria that a person literally shits themselves, often without realising or caring.

To lose one's shit:

"You should have seen him - he was so happy with the result that he lost his shit!"

"Her crush made eye contact with her and smiled, and she lost her shit."

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