Maid Commander is a very Simped skin in the Roblox game called Tower Defense Simulator, you could not believe your eyes about how down bad people were for this skin, the amount of people acting like Maid Commander is a god, the bad artwork, the amount of Porn art, and John Roblox being Down bad, this destroyed a Fan base, until in 2024 when the creators of Tower Defense Simulator finally putted a end to this demon, finally the weebs stopped using it, but do NOT talk about Neko DJ, that also fucking destroyed the fandom, and also the amount of masturbating to this pixel on a
screen, and this also one of the most infamous skin to ever exist,
John: oh boy my favorite skin that I like to jerk off to everyday, Maid Commander!
Bill: dude you wasted all your money and robux on this stupid pixel!
President: we need to ban this game from ruining our People
John: well fuck
A maid who will fuck with thier boss.
Wife:Where is she?
Butler:She's upstairs with your husband.
Wife: that whore maid.
The first first aid to arrive on the scene., Equipped with bandages, rolled gauzedes and ointments.
Pee pads are a must, be won't be required; are optional...
Proof of residency encouraged, not enforced.
Handicapped license required. Fraugalent abusers will be reported.
Anyone < age 55 will be locked at the staulks. No Poop Breaks.
Dayum Daniel, gramps here tired as hell, call up the First Maid, take her all day to walk here, and she gots to take me to get my prescription..
She sucked me off for 60 seconds and swallowed all my Minute Maid
A person that cums in a minute
Oh my god, Joe is such a minute maid.
The child of a maid after having sex with a random man.
"Darn, that maid's child is sexy, I wonder who she had sex with."
Seriously, what is it with maids, i've never seen a maid child
your scrolling through tiktok until a shitty Gacha heat video pops up. You see the same stereotypical pink uwu fluffy short pole dancing pissing maid cat.
Basically, only of these little fuckers usually is short with pink hair. Don’t forget the cat ears, that when magically have been put down turn into wolf ears. Their senpais usually have black hair, shirtless. One alpha scarry broken 2018 magical depressed emo wolf and a blood sucking love vampire. Basically their entire appearance is just Barbie pink. However, Barbie is disgusted that she has to share a colour with a rat.
They wear fake cat paws, and literally have no gender. Wether it’s a boy or a girl, they’re still flat as fuck, yet edits make them have Jupiter tits made by eyes from Gacha club, resized and moved down to their flat breasts.
To spot an uwu kitten, you have to know their habitat and language.
They speak in ~ and ~! Don’t ask why, you’ll know when you see one. Their natural habitat is Gacha life. Because Gacha club wrecked their choices of shirtless. Which then destroyed the community cause when the character was pale as fuck they couldn’t wear a brown shirt.
Behind the little shitty iPad 1st generation they are 5 years old but they refer themselves as 10 to the power of fucking 7243473393498 years old.
Senpai: hey there my little Gacha maid kitten
kitten: o-oh hey senpai~
me: I’m paying for everybodies bleach. *cutely and kawaii kills every single fucking heat kitten*