marketing major

A business student who doesn't understand business, or that they won't make any money in marketing. Got into it because they heard it's the easiest. Will eventually switch into sales when there's no marketing jobs at graduation.

Commercials seem easy to make, so I think I'll be become a marketing major.

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C major

A Key in which music is played, consisting of no sharps or flats.

C Major scale:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
C D E F G A B C

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French Major

A dazzlingly attractive and stunningly brilliant student who can not only speak the sexiest language on Earth but also has several other noteworthy skills. These include (but are not limited to) the ability to cook upscale cuisine, identify pieces of fine art, and make jokes about literary classics that will be, in all likelihood, over your head.

French Major: Excuse me, mon cher, but could you hand me that bag of flour? I'm trying to get this bread to rise evenly enough that it doesn't resemble the snake that swallowed the elephant! Haha!

Lucky Significant Other: Of course! Will we be enjoying this with our beef bourguignon and merlot tonight?

French Major: Oui oui! ;) Our table will look like a baroque still life!

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G Major

A Key in which music is played, consisting of one sharp or flat.

G major scale:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
G A B C D E F# G

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G Major

A type of meme where the audio and video has been changed to make it sound scary.

Did you see Drakes new video in G Major?

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Keelan Major

A college major completely self-defined by the student, to be completed in no less than ten years, and not to exceed the undergraduate level. Classes are to be completely free (paid for by university employment), and to be taken at irregular intervals. May include free overseas trips, a.k.a. "study abroad."

Keelan is still working on his Keelan Major

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major key

A term used for an idea or way of living that improves your life, mind and soul.

Major key: Don't listen to they.

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