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A maple sampler is a Canadian who goes from tree to tree sampling maple syrup. They go around speaking like Sarah Palin, saying aboot and 'eh all the time, tapping trees, and talking about ice because there isn't anything else up there.
Katie: The US sucks
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.
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the maple man is canadian he who speaks portuguese and still lives in the trees and is normally impersonating the vietnamese hes coming for your motherfucken knees
watch out jimmy the nun "the maple man" coming
A person I know in my class she alwayscheers me up when im down and she always knows how to have a good time you proably know me Maples
Umm hi Alexis Maples
An attractive Canadian walks into a bar in L.A.: American: "Hey, look at that Maple Candy"
A psychedelic paste that strongly produces a weed high, but lasts much, longer. The paste is usually held together with maple syrup, but sometimes honey is used as a substitute. Rumors say it comes from Vermont, but hey, it could be Canadian, they have pretty fucking good Maple syrup too.
Hey bro, I've been high as fuck for like ten hours! What the fuck!
-Damn what are you on?
Maple Haze, my homie.
When you cum on a Canadian girls ass and spread it around like frosting with your dick
I hooked up with a Canadian girl last night and gave her a big maple frosting
When you have a fetish for Canadian girls.
Similar to jungle fever, but for Canadian's.
(From South Park)
You only like Canadian girl's? What do you have maple fever?!