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Michigan syndrome, as we have come to call it, is the "disease" that inflicts girls in michigan. Whenever we visit Lake Michigan, on the beach, there are hot girls everywhere, but they are with their ugly/wussy/dorky boyfriends. Whenever you see a hot chick with a guy who doesnt belong with her, that is michigan syndrome
"Dude, did you see that chick?"
"Yeah, she was hot, but judging from that guy she was with, she definitely has a case of the michigan syndrome"
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A place where Oxycontin is as commonly used as toothbrushes, every girl has at least one kid out of wedlock before her 21st birthday and where people who have a 'nice' double wide think that they've really made it in life.
Person 1: "I live in Monroe, Michigan"
Person 2: "Wow, I'm really sorry for you"
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One of the world's premiere academic institutions. Arguably the best public university in the nation with a total of 40,000 students, both undergraduate and graduate. Michigan has top-ranked programs in law, business, medicine, political science, and an array of other subjects. Virtually no area at Michigan is ranked below the top 20 in the country, allowing for it to rival the Ivy league as well as the other selective private institutions despite its high admission rate (47%).
Home to Michigan Stadium, colloquially termed "The Big House", the University of Michigan is also known for its legendary football, hockey, and formerly its basketball team (We all remember the Fab 5).
Michigan is one of the country's leaders in athletics, academics, and college life in general--located in beautiful Ann Arbor. You simply cannot go wrong with the University of Michigan.
"I got offers from investment banks in New York City six months before I graduated from The University of Michigan"
"Hail To the Victors"
"If you have to choose between Harvard and Michigan, go to Harvard. But, if you have to choose between Michigan and Northwestern, do yourself a favor and go to Michigan."
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A small town by Commerce Township and Highland. Also known as MILF-town soley because of the name. There are no MILFS. Home of the Milford Mavericks (whatever the hell a maverick is) because apparently their old mascot was racist. Milford Has a creepy shop called the shutter shop that noone will go into. The old man has cats and chases teenagers out with a broom. Stores can never stay open for more than a few months, and O'Callahans and Stucchis have been like 5 different places in the last year. Kids walk around aimlessly with no money and nothing to do. Most popular spot is the Starbucks, the bakery or Milford House. The park is on the other side of Milford where lame-o teenagers "play" on the jungle gym while parents give them evil looks while their 4 year old frolics nearby. Creeper warning at night. Stay out of the woods if you want to live. Theres one "movie theater" with a ridiculous answering machine message. There is a ridiculous amount of hairsalons in a one mile radius (seriously count them.)
And no, Milford is not country... go to Pinkney to see some real hicks.
OMG My friend is from MILFORD MICHIGAN. That place is BOSS!
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A college that is 20 times better than thoes bastards in Ohio.
If OSU was attacked by terrorists, killing every student there I would laugh.
U of M wins over OSU- 57
U of M losses to OSU- 37
Ties-6
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What Rich Rod did to Michigan football
I thought I got a sweet deal on that car, but the salesman just gave me some Michigan anal.
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A boring town in the heart of farming michigan. mostly known for it amazing sports teams. they most exciting place in romeo is its football games as in thats the highlight of our week. also country singer Kid Rock grew up in ro-town.
Guy 1- Hey ,were do you live
Guy 2- Romeo, Michigan
Guy 1- Dont you guys have a good football team
Guy 2- Yes , yes we do
Guy 1- You live in ro-town? o you must be a farmer then
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