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A person who says "I'll be there in 1 minute" but takes 19 real minutes. This person is the worst.
Kevin: When you going to get online?
Cheflin: I'll be online in 5 minutes
Kevin: 5 minutes or 5 Cheflin Minutes?
Cheflin: 5 minutes!!
Cheflin: Ok, I am ready to go!
Kevin: Bruh... its been an hour and 35 minutes
A minute that is actually 30-60 minutes.
She will call you back in a Vida Minute because she is picking up her kids from school.
Doing something for a long time without specifying the actual number of years.
As you can see from the grey in my beard, I've been teaching a long minute.
A Kevin Minute is about 12 times longer than normal time.
e.g. 10 Kevin Minutes = 2 normal hours.
"Ill be back in 10 kevin minutes"
"Alright ill see you in 2 hours"
tain-er min-ute tey-ner min-it -noun
1. A measure of time referring to any person who is detained in a prison system for an indefinate amount of time.
2. When someone says they'll be right back and come back hours later.
-Person 1 "Man Adam's been gone for a good tainer minute."
-Person 2 "Yeah I know man, he must have left at least 2 hours ago."
When guys say they'll be there in 15, it's really a code for twice as long.
Umm you were supposed to show up in 15...
Yeah
Is been an hour
I know, I did say 15 minutes
Ohh you right, my bad
A timespan anywhere between a minute and an indefinite point in the future, cause of grief and laughter alike
"Be there in a minute!"
"You're using Armani minutes fool!"