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the practise of metaphorically sowing one's seed and subsequently immediately departing from the scene as there is no further interest or motivation.
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the state of mind that you might adopt when looking at somebody when the attraction is preventing you from thinking about anything other than monking and bailing...
Bernice was so fat and ugly that Steve just monked and bailed
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He took her to a fancy restaurant and she was laughing and telling him about her passions and hobbies...He acted interested and mirrored her behaviour, but all he was thinking was "monk and bail, monk and bail, monk and bail"
A temporary lifestyle choice in which one refrains from any romantic or sexual relations with the opposite sex. Usually done so that one can focus more on other things such as school, family, friends, work, etc.
Tom: Dude, you've been slacking off in school, your grades are dropping, your girl is too much of a distraction.
John: I know man, it's all good though, I broke up with her, it's back to Monk Life for me.
Tom: Smart move bro, your grades will get back up in no time!
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A process in which you return to the perfect state of being, you return to monke.
Reject humanity, Return to monke!
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A chunky monkey that is obsessed with poop
Person 1: have you heard of le monke
Person 2: AAAAAAAAH!
Uh oh stinky uh oh stinky uh oh stinky
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Simply the best pianist of all time. He was incredibly innovative, wore a beret and sunglasses at most of his performances. Showed emotion, used complex rhythms, and was awesome.
Monk is in the ranks with Duke Ellington, Oscar Peterson, Art Tatum, Bill Evans, etc.
Person A: You haven't heard of Thelonious Monk?
Person B: No, who's he?
Person A: You're retarded.
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A MAN WHO SWEATS MUSTARD OUT HIS ARMPITS AND HE DRINKS HOT WATER LIKE A PEDO AND DROPS PENCILS UNDERNEATH GIRLS TABLE AND LOOKS UP THERE SKIRTS WHILE PICKING IT UP ALSO HE TELLS LITTLE KIDDIES TO TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF AND THERE ONLY 5 YRS OLD
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Monk's Wool refers to a male's pubic hair. The hallmark of having Monk's Wool is that the male intentionally keeps the hair on the Taint, Grundle, Chode and the overall Nether Region in an excessively long, overgrown,untrimmed and extremely wooly looking state.
The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.
Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
Roger: Dude hurry up and get out of the shower.
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
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