Munt Contest

The art of finding the ugliest looking females (or munts) on Myspace, saving the links and then trading the links off against another player, a la Top Trumps. Usually played over an instant messaging service like MSN Messenger.

The two players are given a certain amount of time (usually one hour) to find five random pictures of munts each on Myspace by any means necessary. The only rules are that it must be a different munt each time and that the picture must be full size - i.e a profile picture on a profile set to private is not enough. These links are then usually saved onto a Notepad or Wordpad document for ease of copy and pasting into an IM window later.

Once the time is up, the players go head to head with their pictures, and out of fairness, the player who starts first will show their second picture second and then their third picture first etc.

A decision is then made by the contestants after each turn, unless the players can't agree, in which case, a neutral third party gets the casting vote. Whoever has the muntiest picture for that round wins and gets one point. The rules for how munty a munt is aren't clear, but in general, odder looking munts usually prevail over ones who are clinically obese.

The first to three points wins, but the game continues until all pictures are shown for posterity.

"Dude, I totally just caned you in a Munt Contest!!"

"lol"

munt

A really really hott girl who rocks!

Wow that girl was a munt!

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Munt

The visual evidence of a man wearing pants that are too tight. The masculine version of the 'camel toe'.

Hey dude, its not the seventies, nice 'munt'.

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Munt Cannon

An act of necrophilia closely related to munting where a small object or animal is inserted into the sexual orifice of a rotting corpse, then the corpses stomach is jumped on, forcing the decomposing insides out of the plugged orifice, and launching the small object or animal high into the air. The act of Munt Cannoning is often followed by Munting.

I just got back from the cemetery where we made this awesome Munt Cannon out of a tasty corpse. That chipmunk must of flown half a mile out of her rotting asshole.

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Munt

Verb. To munt. As in, to ming. To be very ugly.

'Ugh he munts.' Alternatively, you could say 'he is a munter'.

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Munt

Having oral sex with a dead body

She was cold but a good Munt

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Munt

(verb) Act of sexual intercourse with an asleep or unconscious individual.

He got a boner in his sleep so I just munted him.

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