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Like committing murder, but only it just sounds catchier and is obviously more appealing to your average killer. It's also what your friends will want to do if you won't stop having one-on-one conversations on the group chat.
Friend 1: If you two don't shut up about smurfs I swear I'm gonna Kermit murder
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN
A semi-flacid erection derived from an act of violence.
He used to get murder boners, but after so many victims, he could only muster up a murder Harvey.
A street name of drugs like opioids.
I got monkey,codiene and murder 8,which one do you prefer?.
When a person defiles the integrity of a Facebook post by excessively commenting on it or ruining a joke.
Post: "Haha, Randy where are you shoes?"
Friend: "Yeah Randy was much too wasted!!!"
Friend: "At that party last night..."
Friend: "...where Randy lost his shoes."
Other Friend: dude...post-murder :/
A New York City slang term for a marijuana delivery service that uses motor vehicles to delivery the marijuana directly to its customers.
Nick: Do you want to pack a bowl?
Steve: We're out of weed.
Nick: Time to call the murder car.
Using an excessive variety of colours in Excel.
"So I put the row subtotals in pink on a blue background, these column subtotals in orange on a black background, put the totals in tangerine on a teal background and highlighted the negative values in fuchsia. This should make it really clear to understand. What is your problem?"
"You're murdering the rainbow."
A trick that is taken way to far, but then treated in light hearted manner when the matter is addressed.
Person 1: "Oh, I am sorry that I crashed your car. It was just a prank."
Person 2:"Yes, a murder prank!"