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An absolute wretched act where one is having safe, consensual sex with their friend’s mother, but proceeds to shave their pubes and insert them inside of her vagina whilst thrusting upon her. (Side effects may include) rug burn, hair in your urethra, ball entanglement, pubic nesting, bird chirping.
Figure 1: “I’m gonna give your mom the good ol’ Louisiana Musket Loader.”
Figure 2: “I don’t even know what that is.”
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When three of your short fat white friends are tied up and blindfolded and fucked by the nearest, nastiest homeless man named gerald
Yo, did you hear how i gave the chad brothers the ol' three blind musketeers
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When a girl gives handjobs to three guys at once
I was in a 3 musketeer sword fight at the dance.
Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.
My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.
One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.
He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
When you are making love to your girl and you sneak a high dip of Skoal Long Cut in your mouth. You then bend her love and after about 5 pumps, pull out and put the tobacco on the end of your winner and pack that in tight. "Like packing a Musket"
My Husband gave me a Music City Musket Loader last night... My pus is still on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A copypasta that stems from a 2014 discussion on '4chan.' It is about a man in presumably the 18th Century defending his home from 4 intruders.
'Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.'
when your with your girl and you take your dip out put it on your dick and stuff it in her
You pick up some random chick and go to her place or a hotel once you get her going and your gettign it on ask her if shes ever tried the black powder musket loader. "pull out put your dip on your dick and stuff it in her"... don't forget to hold on.
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