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Inconvenience Charge

The BS fee Ticketmaster charges they claim is a "Convenience Charge" when buying concert tickets.

Hey Wesley, what do I owe you for the Foghat tix?

The tickets were $25, please another $20 for the Ticketmaster inconvenience charge.

Wow - so Ticketmaster charges also as much as the band?

Yeah, but sometimes you can avoid the inconvenience charge by purchasing directly at the venue.

by DavidPeverett March 5, 2010


Charge thinking

when you use your thoughts repetitively and collect many aspects of an idea or image

One glance at my girlfriend and I began charge thinking of us being in a mansion in the Hamptons.

by 100Nate October 1, 2017


Charge anxiety

The acute worry an electric vehicle owner has when the charge begins to fall, the nearest charging point is probably broken and you’re miles from home.

Fulsome was 70 miles from home with no recharging points en route. Charge anxiety kicked in as he realised he’d need the heater and demister on and there were only 55 miles of charge left.

by Jeremyhotpepper July 24, 2023


Intervene Charge

Someone who recklessly does something and blames someone else for their negative consequences.

Dude, don't pull an 'Intervene Charge'. Just admit it was your own fault and that you were being reckless.

by FactuallyCorrectFacts July 11, 2018


Charged Piss

After holding it in , a piss that shoots out like a water jet

Tom : Yo you good over there the water there is splashing

Rick : yeah I’m fine I just took a charged piss I haven’t went all day

by AnthraxBat22 February 9, 2021


depth charge

An elaborate way to shotgun marijuana to your friends. The "depth charger" takes a large hit, goes underwater in a pool or other body of water, and exhales sharply. When the bubbles that come to the surface burst open, smoke will rise up out of it, and when someone inhales that smoke, it's a depth charge.

Dude, did you see Mark take that depth charge from Nick?

by jajer July 22, 2018


PNA Charge

When a pain in the ass customer makes an order more complicated by telling you everything they don’t want on their food versus the 2 things they do want.

Kyrie: What can I get for you?

Customer: I want this salad with no cheese, no ham, no bacon, no tomato, no cucumbers, no onions, and instead of blue cheese I want a lemon wedge and oil.

(Hands customer bowl of lettuce with oil and a lemon wedge on it.

Rings up PNA Charge with an eye roll.)

Another example:

Customer: I want the cheese burger with no cheese, no buns, no lettuce or tomato, no mayo, no mustard, no onions, no pickles, cooked rare.

(Waiter brings customer a plate with a bloody raw meat patty on it.)

by InvictusSoul000 July 30, 2018