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When you jerk off into a Taster's Choice coffee jar and pour it into someone's cereal and they eat it without knowing.
Tony wanted to Taster's Choice Jeremiah for a long time but never got around to it.
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An email a person receives after engaging in some endeavor the sender of said email deems a "poor choice".
The heading of a choices email simply states "Choices". In the body of this email, the sender of the email first names a group, for example, "the family", as the concerned party. They then go on to express concern over the choice in question, for example, "alcohol usage". After this, the email is ended with question "What's up?"
Two scenarios that can earn one a choices email:
1. Having one's mom find numerous empty alcohol bottles in their filthy apartment
2. Losing all of one's centsports money on a over/under WNBA bet.
Possible choices emails
Scenario #1:
Email title: Choices
Body:
Tank
The family is concerned about your alcohol usage.
What's up?
Scenario #2
Email Title: Choices
Body:
Admiral Halsey
The website is concerned about your reckless betting. What's up?
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Making a dumb decision or a decision that you didn't put much thought into too.
Example:
Son: I'll just do the 8 math assignments tomorrow, I'm going to go out with John.
Mom: You need to do your homework, how are you going to do 8 assignments in one day?
Dad: That's a red choice son.
Son: What's a red choice?
Dad: Nevermind, do your work.
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A horse that your dumb ass horse trainer won't let you buy, but you love him and buy him anyway and she kicks your ass (and his horsey ass) out of the barn. And you have no choice but to leave, she was a lazy money grubing trainer anyway so it is no big deal.
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The physical act of when a girl sucks on a man's pubic hair.
That girl gave the giraffe a frenchies choice last night.
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whne the decision your are makin' happends to be in your/yo babys momma best interest
"Yo young blood, fuck english come to KFC."
"Some popcorn chicken would be mos choice."
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An offensively awful human being. The ultimate weapon.
Man 1: Fuck, look at that wanker.
Man 2: Yeah, man, he's a weapon of choice.
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