Vadge wipe

A pre-moistened towelette, a wet wipe, when used by a lady for personal hygiene.

I didn't wash when I came out tonight but I used a vadge wipe before I let your boyfriend go down on me.

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PIPE WIPE

SOMETHING USED TO CLEAN THE BOTTOM OF YOUR PIZZLE.

MY PIPE IS DIRTY, GOT A PIPE WIPE?

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Flange wipe

A towelette or wet wipe, used by a lady for hasty personal ablutions.

You can't beat a game of squash for working up a sweat, now pass me my flange wipes, I've a board meeting at 2.

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Double Wipe

When you have to return the bathroom, some time after taking a shit and initially wiping, to wipe again. This could be due to a number of different reasons like; not wiping properly the first time, anal leakage, swampass, ect.
If you asshole itches this may be a sign that you have to double wipe. May be referred to as DW for short.

Man, I think I need to go double wipe, my asshole itches.

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wipe out

Can be used as:

noun. A crash.
verb. To crash.

Snowflake didn't make that last turn on his bike and wiped out big time!

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wiped out

bein really tired or having no money

wiped out on funds.

my units are all wiped out.

im goin back to my nest to wipeout

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Ass Wipe

Ass Wipe can refer to several meanings:

1- The physical action of wiping your ass down

2-A cross between a human carpet, a kiss ass, a suckup, or any combination of the 3.

"That guy's such an ass wipe. He actually gives his teachers boxes of Ass Wipers. He even does the ass wiping!"

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