sausage song

1st version 'White Girl' version:
" Everybody say sausage keep it going
Eggs, Bacon, Grits, SAUSAGE
Ima' skinny bitch but i still take the SAUSAGE
I gotta fat ass but i still take the SAUSAGE
I gotta flat ass but i still take the SAUSAGE
Wake up in the morning and i eat that SAUSAGE
Ima' red head but i still take the SAUSAGE
Ima' gay nigga but i still take SAUSAGE
White girl swag and ima' take your man SAUSAGE
Uhhhhhmmmhhmm SAUSAGE
White and im thick but you know i take the SAUSAGE
Yea i read books but they all about SAUSAGE
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUSAGE
I like girls can i still take the SAUSAGE"

2nd version:
"Everybody say sausage to keep that shit goin'!
Eggs, bacon, grits, SAUSAGE!
Tell that bitch I wanna fuck her SAUSAGE!
She want my grits and my eggs and my SAUSAGE!
Put some fuckin' syrup on my goddamn SAUSAGE!
Give me that bitch, I know you wanna lick my SAUSAGE!
Walk in the hotel room, you see my SAUSAGE!
Sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau SAUSAGE!
Sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau SAUSAGE!
Eggs, bacon, grits, SAUSAGE!
Tell that bitch to come lick on my SAUSAGE!
I got your bitch and she wanna get my SAUSAGE!
Sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau SAUSAGE!"

Hey i bet you cant rap the sausage song as fast as i can!
Bet!

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sausage fest

a party of only guys (or at least 80% guys), where there is a substantial abundance of weiner.

Benji told everyone he was a pimp and was bringing 50 hot bitches from Arizona State to his house Saturday night. But when we got there it was just a bunch of dudes watching "The Matrix". We blew that bitch right away and never went back to that wanksta's crib.

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sausage magnet

Adrieanna from the Sapranos.

Frank: "I watched the Sapraons last night just to see Adreannia."

Ted: "WOW! Me too she is such a sausage magnet.

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Water sausage

A big fat wriggly otter

Oh look at that huge water sausage! It's so slippery and wet!

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democracy sausage

A staple of any Australian election day, the democracy sausage is a simple, yet beautiful, tradition: a barbecued sausage, laid gently on a single piece of white bread (or a white roll if you're fancy), optionally topped with grilled onions and either tomato or barbecue sauce. Must be consumed one-handed by folding the bread around the sausage, and eaten from one end. Found at polling places around the country, usually primary schools, sometimes in the vicinity of a cake stall.

You: Hey mate, wanna go grab a democracy sausage after we number all the boxes on the House of Representatives ballot paper and at least 12 boxes above the line or all boxes below the line on the Senate ballot paper?
Ya mate: Bloody oath I do!

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Wad of Sausage

A handful of Dick

She had a wad of sausage the slut

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Dench Sausage

A dicking so good, the "sausage"is considered dench.

A: Hey! How'd it go last night?
B: It was so nice! He gave me the dench sausage.

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