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"Oklahoma City": wasteland; a waste of concrete in the middle of a remote deserted sun-burnt ranch; America's Chernobyl
As the sun rose in the Eastern sky it became apparent that no-one was left in this forsaken place, much like Oklahoma City.
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When a man is receiving oral pleasure from a female he gives no warning of ejaculation. Before he ejaculates he grabs the females head and forces her down around his penis and shoots his jism into her mouth.
Hey Hobbitron, last night Stacey was given me head and I gave her an Oklahoma hello. She spit it out and got pissed and left.
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A small town in south oklahoma where halliburton started. Everyone in this town that works at halliburton thinks they are celebrities snob ass bitches where they going to be when they close the doors of that evil illegal plant.
Duncan oklahoma biggest employeer laid off 310 in march 2009. And on June 18th they laid off another 200. Just close the fucking sweat shop nobody gives a damn.
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The act of tickling the back of ones ballsack with a loofah while ejaculating and washing one's anus
Today while taking a shower Rick gave himself a Oklahoma tingler.
When the guy misses the pussy and goes in the ass
I Oklahoma stingrayed her last night
"Me and my cousin got a ride to prom in an Oklahoma Limousine."
When you take a shit and forget to wipe so the shit dries and sticks all of your ass hair together
Ah shit I have Oklahoma Velcro