short fuse

a short temper(see also; have a short fuse)

My dad has frequently has a short fuse.

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short and curlies

Your pubes.

I have crabs in my short and curlies! They are making my taint itch.

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Booty Shorts

Shorts that often are nothing but sheer strips of cloth, with visible pockets hanging from the seems. The butt will often slip from the clothing, implying a "sexy look."

But has unfortunately become more popular with young teenage girls.

"Her booty shorts are letting her butt fall out! Should we warn her?!"
"Nah, that's the look these days."

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short bus

A bus that people who can't spell derogatory take.

If you can't spell derogatory then you probably ride the short bus.

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short bit

A small amount of time to be away. Usually about thirty minutes.

"I'll be back in a short bit"
"He'll just be gone a short bit"

Schrodinger's Shorts

When an individual, typical a sorority female is wearing a shirt that goes past their waist and knees obscuring the possibility of whether or not they are wearing shorts. Like Schrodinger's eponymous cat, there is a state of uncertainty of whether the individual is wearing shorts. Thus they are simultaneously wearing shorts and not wearing shorts, until observed.

Bill: Yo that girl is wearing a long ass shirt man. Idk if she even has shorts.

Al: That's Schrodinger's shorts af bro.

Portland Shorts

Light-wash denim jeans hand-cut mid-way between the knee and the waist; frayed at the cut, inner pocket generally exposed at least one inch.

"oh, hey, did you see Michael's dope ass Portland Shorts?"

example - images.sodahead.com/polls/001120137/rednecks_answer_6_xlarge.jpeg