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A form of crime ring or cult that relies on convincing the general public that they are the guardians of morality and ethics.
They usually hide behind walls of self-righteousness and mass manipulation.
Questioning their propaganda is prohibited - sometimes as part of any scriptures or other materials passed down through the generations.
In this, they are able to exist for centuries, or even millennia - without interference from most forms of government and law enforcement.
Some of their favourite victim groups include:
- Young Children
- People with Disabilities
- The Mentally Ill
- The Naive
- Members of other organized religions, or even persons not affiliated with one
BOB: Hey Tom, did you hear Father Grimes got sent to jail cause he raped a bunch of kids 20 years ago?
TOM: That's organized religion for you...
MARY: Hey Betty, my parents are thinking of going to Syria to kill people that don't agree with their beliefs...
BETTY: Good grief... sounds like that organized religion got to their heads.
ADAM: Richard, have you heard of that group that meets at the community centre every weekend? COVID's got me bored as fuck... I'm thinking of joining.
RICHARD: Watch out, that's some cult-ass organized religion bullshit going on there.
ADAM: Oh wow, thanks! Definitely going to be skipping that garbage.
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Organic Lunch is another saying for Blow Job. It can be a flirtatious saying that can be used in the workforce without being obvious. Todays version of "Let's do coffee".
What did you do for lunch Mary? "I had am organic lunch".
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Are you watching your carbs Mary?
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“I heard you two playing some organ music last night, can you keep it down, I'm trying to sleep."
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When a man sticks his foot up a girl's ass so far that his knee is engulfed in her anus. He then procedes to move his foot around inside of her body.
casie got such a bad organ kicker that she started bleeding internaly.
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Organ Doner - One who drives a crotch rocket motorcycle recklessly and or dangerously fast...
The guy that just went by us on his bike is an organ doner waiting to happen...
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A term for waking up and smoking marijuana. Used so you feel healthy when your blazing up
Mike: "Hey John want to have an organic breakfast?"
John: "Hell no I am above the influence because my girlfriend won't let me!"
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A perverted man riding a crowded subway train or city bus grinding his dick on unsuspecting travelers using the rhythm of the ride to get his rocks off.
The organ grinder behind me GOT OFF before I did and the rest of my train ride was uneventfull.
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