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naughty ostrich

Someone or something that attacks a person that has invaded its personal space. Typically a zoo animal attacking a person that entered or reached through the animal's cage.

Rachel was sitting on the front porch enjoying the weather when Bob snuck up from behind her and asked, "When are you going to mow your lawn?" Rachel turned and bit him on the finger. "You're a real naughty ostrich!" he exclaimed.

by senecaparkzoo June 1, 2016


ostrich shrine

Mention "ostrich shrine" to ur crush and they will literally fall in love with you.. like no joke.

Brittany: I love you Jacob
Jacob: EWWW! What you look like a fish out of the water. TIFFANY IS HOTTER!
Brittany: You know I have Ostrich Shrine!
Jacob: Omg Brittany forget what I said, UR HOT! Wanna Date?
Brittany: OMG YEAH TOTALLY JACOB! ANYTHING FOR YOU BABE!!!!!!!!

by iliketofuckmypillowatnight October 28, 2018


Ostrich Bird

a sexy ass bird with stylish fur, very fast and doesn't like emu's since they mock ostriches

ostriches like to play, eat, run, and ignore emu's.
some emu's are nice to ostriches.

woah that ostrich bird just smacked those wannabe Nazis!

by RealKittyAndCats March 2, 2017


Sticky Ostrich

The Sticky Ostrich is a sexual performance that requires a beach, and a wicked sense of humor. First steps for a "sticky ostrich", you must make a sand castle that requires enough sand to make a hole,( this step is to not arouse suspicions from one's partner). Once the hole is a well sized for partners head proceed with any chosen style of intercourse. Apon the time of climax is about to be achieved ask said partner to get on their knees to receive your seed. If everything is in order you should now be able to coat your lovers face in your warm ejaculate and forcefully shove their head into the pre-dug hole, and thus completing the "Sticky Ostrich".

(Bro#1)"Hey bro, Sandra looked pretty pissed, and her face was covered in sand." (Brosep,numero dose)"Hell yeah bruh!, I just gave her the Sticky Ostrich!" (Original Bromegõ) "OHHH Nice!, I knew something was up when I saw that dope sand castle over there!"

by Doug The Duggler June 5, 2018


ostrichizing

When boredom gets butthurt over wowmod.

This is proof of the ostrichizing hat occurred.

by Cryptwowmod March 1, 2013


the ostrich dance

The Ostrich Dance, also known as the "Sweatshirt Monster", is a video fad that involves putting one's legs through the sleeves of a hooded sweatshirt and dancing awkwardly to hip hop music.

Hey dude, that chick is totally doing the the Ostrich Dance.

by breaking benjamin November 26, 2013


Ostrich

An animal with a big neck it's crazy as fuck and digs it's head into the ground whenever it gets scared. Lol...

"Oh my god. We have to kill this ostrich!"

by lolwhatamidoinghere December 21, 2019