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ostrichization

The act of placing one's head in the sand

It is time you sent in your overdue tax return and stopped this ostrichization

by Rob Walton June 8, 2005

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Ostrich

Ostrich is the new way the funny Russian Spyware ifunny censors the word retard

Deez nuts: That nicker avocado thing is a complete utter ostrich.

Davy jones: What do you mean by ostrich.

Deez nuts: The fuck the noonot ifunny

are censoring re33tard now

Can't have shit in ifunny.

by THE XENO KING July 10, 2021

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Ostrich

Big ass man-pigeon. Will run 60mph with your car if you throw a pen at it. It's body will face this way but it's head will be fixed on you.

"I don't like ostriches, man."

by AmMo9513 February 19, 2013

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The ostrich

When you're banging a bitch on the beach and you shove her head in the sand and continue banging her from behind

Brian was at Fuck Pier and gave Jodi The Ostrich.

by BlackMikeMoan August 28, 2013

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the ostrich

the act of shoving your chicks head into the hole of a Honey Bucket and then taking her from behind. Door must be open for public viewing.

I took my gal to the county fair. We had corn dogs, rode the tilt a whirl, and I gave her the ostrich for dessert.

by GorillaSalad July 24, 2023


Ostrichized

The act of becoming excluded from a social grouping through putting your head in the sand and ignoring what is going on.

A phrase popularized by the Northern English pixie movement.

Alternatively spelt as ostrichised by those who mistakenly think a zed is an Americanized spelling.

Janet found herself ostrichized from the group in the pub, because she refused to acknowledge the reality that John was boffing Julie on the sly.

by ยฎ Andy September 11, 2008

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ostriched

undercover word for "retarded" and occasionally the hard r because the app ifunny blocked being able to say retard.

This post is ostriched.

That is ostriched.

by legit_answers July 12, 2021

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