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good movie. im not gonna say it made me a jesus freak afterwards, or that it was horrible because christians are stupid...because there not, they just believe different things. im actually glad someone decided to make a movie showing what actually happened, since the bible didnt really go into enough detail to show what it was actually like. oh, and for the guy who wrote the 9th definition...jesus is real...hes in history boks, and hes accounted for in every religion...even athiests believe he was real...are you like...stupid? anyways, the point is it was the depiction of a man who was tortured for what he believed, and while i dont agree with the religion, i thought the movie, wile gory, was beautiful.
athiest (the stupid kind, not the nice ones): "that movie was horrible because im one of those prick athiests that think that im smart because i dont believe in anything, when actually i do believe that there is no god...thus meaning that when i say your an idiot for believing in something...im an idiot too"
super christian (southern babtist usually): "the passion of the christ was amazing!!!!! everyone who isnt instantly converted to my religion from whatching it is a satanist and will burrrrrnnnnn!"
sensable person: "nice movie...it didnt really move me twards this or that, and didnt draw me away..but nice movie
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an untouched fresh ring peice or brown eye
sam was bent over as big wayne was gona enter his passion pit
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The way in which gangstas treat a female. A synonym of thug love.
While the bitch was slobbing my nob like a Hoover, some motherfucker walked in and started yelling that it was his bitch. Fortunately I had a gat in my hand at the time, so I shot the fool. That's what I call thug passion.
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Passion of the Christ
(alternate usage, not the Movie)
Noun, adjective, and explitive describing the condition one experiences when engaged in any intense, tedious, or especially remarkable activity. Usually entails crying, perspiration, bleeding, cursing, screaming, spitting, vomiting, defacating, urinating, dying e.t.c. Something worth telling others about because you survived it... unless youre a pussy.
Milton was in the hospital for dehydration after his explosive passion of the christ diahrreah.
"Dude, I just squatted 435 pounds! It was passion of the christ!"
"Dave, you were Passion of the Christ after you ate those shrooms and drank heavily last night!"
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A way of phrasing wanking in such a way as to sound like you aren't a lonely freak. Also good for not freaking out girlfriends.
Guy 1: Man, my junk is killing me. I gotta go practise passion.
Gal: What were you doing in there? Were you jerking off?
Guy 2: Nah, girl. I was practising passion, just for you.
Gal: Aww, that's so sweet.
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When a sexy chica stops you short at first base and your rock hard maple louisville slugger goes ignored, despite your mutual history with grand slams.
That hot tamale gave me blue balls for the last time, I've had it with that passion flakie!
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Its not about winning at poker, or 13, or black jack its about the passion of life and its not about meeting a woman who's interested in a long term relationship, but is only interested in the passion of life
Ah yes the passion of life
(See also Fernando)
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