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A word describing the act of sounding (inserting an object into the urethra of ) a penis, utilizing an enlarged clitoris, to perform a sexual act similar to docking. This act is popular with Peruvian women, hence the title "Peruvian Coffeebean,"
Man: Hey there honey, I'd like a Peruvian coffeebean.
Wife: Really? but I'm sure your urethra is sore from last time!
When you solve the mystery of finding the clit and are rewarded by performing the most volatile cunnilingus on the chunkiest coochie imaginable
Dude, dude I found it!
Found what?
The clit! When I found it she let me nom-nom on her Peruvian Scooby Snacks!
The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.
I gave my peruvian guinea pig a shave.
One who is very fluent in the art of box munching.
I heard Gio is a Peruvian Tongue Master
When a college age white girl travels to any Latin American developing country on a "white savior" trip and ends up getting double-teamed by two local guys, but claims it was a crucial part of the cultural experience and swears up and down forever after that it was the greatest romantic experience of her life.
After college Becki told all her parents that she was traveling to Ecuador to paint orphans. But she really only wanted to meet 2 nice Ecuardian (A -cor - di -an )men to discover the secret of the Peruvian Oreo. After passing AP Spanish in college she knew she was ready.
-“Hey dude, you know who invented pisco?”
-“Of course! The Peruvians!”
The type of WAP Peruvian women have..
it will definitely change your life and make you wanna be a better man. You must know how to swim to attain it. If you have it, you will want to bring her to meet your Mom. May cause you to call the police.
“Have you ever tried the Peruvian Oh Oh Oh? Cause I’m bout to change your life baby”