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A man who possesses the qualities of a pixie (slender, pointy ears, a bounce in his step, thick eyebrows, etc) yet attracts women to such an extent that he can charge money for his accompaniment.
Girl 1: I am just fed up with most of the guys I meet in bars.
Girl 2: Me too. And I need a date for the Renaissance Faire coming up.
Girl 1: Oh you should get yourseld a pixie whore. They are amazing.
Girl 2: I think I will. Those pixie whores make me so hot and bothered I will be tearing his clothes off after only 2-3 hornfulls of meade.
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a high you get when you eat way to many pixie stix,followed by a pixie ache which hurts as much as a regular headache and you feel like your about to through up
kaitlyn=woo all those pixie stix i ate at the pig gave me a pixie high weeeeeee im seing rainbows weooooo chharrrliie,you shoulada ate some too
amberly=lolz kaitlyn your going to get the worst pixie ache ever in like 5 minutes
**5minutes later**
kaitlyn=shit!!i just got the worst pixie ache ever ahh shoot i think im going to barf
**kaitlyn signed out at 3:22am**
amberly=haha dumbass
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A big faggot who loves cock, and is very fem.
That pickle sniffing , limp wristed trouser pixie tried to stroke my pee-pee!
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Fresh-faced, short in stature, boy-clothed Lesbians with extremely specific almost Japanese Anime-looking hairstyles.
I came out of the skateboard park and ran right into a pack of Pixie Dicks.
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God it's freezing without my clothes on mu nipples are like pixie's dicks
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When a man ejaculates in his own hand, and then flings it on another person.
She passed out before I could finish, so I pixie dusted her and took off.
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A name commonly used by the Army and Navy cadets to describe Air force cadets, it refers to the fact the the Air Force is used to "patrol" the skies. and the fact that they are a bunch of pixies
Army cadet 1: ah. fuck. look air fairies.
Army cadet 2: Shit Look at that Pixie patrol.
Army cadet 1: God, i wish i was one. *laughs*
Pixies: Fuck you.
Army cadet 2: you'd like that wouldn't you?
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