Skippy poof

Typically a white born Australian male who enjoys engaging in male to male fellatio whilst simultaneously waving the Australian flag and making racist comments about how 'wogs','gooks' and 'lebs' should be removed from the country.

Commonly Skippy Poofs:

- Are on the dole (welfare benefits)
- Parents are born overseas
- Drive Japanese cars
- Have southern cross tattoos in a false belief they are original and tough.
- Have hidden desires to sleep with and marry 50 year old poorly disguised transvestites.

That skippy poof called me a wog and told me to get back on my boat even though his mum enjoys giving head to african asylum seekers.

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poof head

some one with a poof looking head. used as an insult too offend somebody.

your a poof head for saying that to me

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Poon Poof

A slang term for "queef", when air is emitted from the vagina during or after sexual intercourse, stretching, or exercise. Has a flatulence like noise but no smell.

I was doing the Crane Pose in yoga class when I let out a little poon poof.

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backdoor poof

A homosexual who enjoys getting pumped in the ass.They will sleep with any male of any species and often have little boy fetishes.They participate in jailhouse interracial gangbangs.

Josh stop hanging out with kane ya backdoor poof.

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finger poof

Someone who seems gay but swears they are not, generally due to conditioning which makes them feel homosexuality is wrong, even though they secretly like men. Finger Poofs are thought to stick their own fingers up their ass during masturbation.

John like to play rugby league, he likes to hold the man he tackles just that bit too long after the referees whistle blows.
John is a finger poof for sure.

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ass poof

A puff of hair located inside the ass crack, which usually sticks out a bit. Also known as an ass fro.

As she bent over, I caught a glimpse of her ass poof.

I had to shave her ass poof before we could have anal sex.

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googin poof

(Goo gin poof)

verb: 1) a dance preformed with random steps and movement due to overwhelming happiness

2) State of confusion

3) fit of laughter lasting more then 30 seconds

Noun: A overly happy person

can have prefexes such as:

-en as in Googin poofen

-ed as in googin poofed

-ing googin poofing

Verb 1:

I googin poofed when I found that rare comic i was looking for on amazon.com.

I will googin poof if I find that she really likes me.

verb 2:

I was struck googin poofen when i found out i failed the test and didn't know why.

Verb 3:

The cartoon Ed, edd, and Eddy always made me googin poof.

Noun:

I am so googin poof i might sing!

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