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While the woman is in the act of being boned she grabs her ankles and pulls them away from her body.
The couples favorite sex pose is the eagle position
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It starts with a normal selfie, with one arm in view, holding your phone in front of you. You then bend at the hips so you chest is parallel to the ground, thus your non-existent boobs are hanging. Is usually accompanied by pushing your butt out to look like you have an ass. And to top it off, take the hand you are not using, and cover your mouth, while making your eyes big like you are about to be kidnapped. Finish with a stupid caption about your smile, and done, you just did the selfie position.
Usually done by young whores who think they are the shit because they have had 15+ boyfriends in two years.
Girl #1 - Oh my fucking god, Susan keeps doing that stupid pose and complaining about her goddamn smile! And people keep liking that shit!
Girl #2 - Dude, its the selfie position. Chest down, butt out, hand on mouth!
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The opposite of "Negative Nancy," somebody that is always positive.
doombreeder3832: yeh, and that wuz the 3rd time she cheated on me, my lyfe suks rite now.
P3aC30n34rth: Well, not to be a positive pedro but my life fucking kills right now.
doombreeder3832: no its fine.
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when a woman lies on her stomach and recieves rear vaginal entry or flat doggystle
I was so tired from bangin doggystyle for so long that the bitch dropped down and I banged her prone position.
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The belief that certain human ethnicities posses differing traits; ideas which lead to the understanding of cultural and physical differences in humans without adverse racial or ethnic discrimination
The Theory of Evolution requires either bigotry or positive racism,and cultural exhibitions are filled with positive racism.
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The position you're usually in when you're on the can, pushing hard.
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.
Man, I can't go on these French toilets. I can't go in the woods either, cuz it's hard to get into the fecal position.
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When the female puts her legs behind her head and the male puts his scrotum in her anus using a rocking motion. Usually performed in a son's bed.
Now that our son is away at college, we can try the pendulum position in his bed!!
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