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Post-Nut

The shame of watching porn after you nut.

John: *watches porn*

*nuts*

*looks at the screen
What did I just watch? Ewww. Everytime I watch porn, Iโ€˜ve got this Post-Nut afterwards!

by minnaemilia October 16, 2019


Posting Hole

Posting explicit images of one's "hole" on the internet for money or clout

"Damn, Alicia really went downhill she's started posting hole on main."

by Donglemongle December 20, 2022


Paulie Post

Someone who posts on an internet forum a topic that has already been posted by someone else on the same forum and room at an earlier time.

Also known as a repost.

Associated with reposted videos, pictures and news articles that have been posted before. Subsequent topic posts with the word "Paulie" or "Paulie Post" Ususally initiated by "post whores"

by hondaprelude.to July 25, 2010


fence posts

Used as a word for Vicodin. Also can be said as just "Posts"
When you don't want to chance "The Man" hearing a drug deal.

Hey Roger, I just got a call from Pat,he's got 100 fence posts....5s for 2 bucks.

by phat dave August 18, 2007

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Pocket Post

An accidental status update or wall post to facebook or twitter from a smart phone.

Chris- AaAaea azrmbzszzzzzszzz zzzzzzzszszszzszszzzzzsz zszzzzzszz. 10 minutes ago from MOTOBLUR

Dan-your pocket posts are the best.

by JesusJs August 16, 2010

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Post-Rock

A style of music conceived after Beethoven, Bach, and Mozart had passionate, time traveling, inanimate sex with classic Rock albums from Bands ranging from ACDC to Lynyrd Skynyrd. The resulting child has guitar riffs that make Hellen Keller listen again, songs that speak volumes without saying a word, and (If you listen with your eyes closed) the music will give a high so high that you can throw piss bombs on Stealth Bombers as you experience an eargasm so profound that your mind will be blow, reformed, then blown again. In other words: Post-Rock is the musical equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick to the unprotected groin.

Post-Rock

Man 1: Hey kid listen to this. *Extends earphones playing blissful utterances of Angels (AKA Post Rock)

Boy 2: Okay bro *Places blissful musical blissfulness into his virgin ears*

*Boy magically transforms into Man and learns answers to life's age old question's: The egg came before the chicken because it takes a rooster to make the egg an embryo. The price off eggs in China is $0.00- You get eggs given to you by the Honorable Chairman, not bought you ignorant capitalists. Solo did shoot first.*

The two men then look into each others eyes. Nod agreeably then part ways. Brothers in Rock. Enlightened and bonded forever.

by MasterLuigi January 31, 2012

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Post Bomb

A verb used in an internet forum.

Used when a thread, or topic, with an excessive number of posts gets deleted or heavily cut back.

"Dude, my post count was +1000, now its only around 300! What happened?!"

"That thread you kept posting in was post bombed."

by C.M.B. June 22, 2005

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