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When a man has a goatee and gives blow jobs in prison.
Man look at that dudes prison vagina. I like a little hair around my hole.
Slang for male prisoners who engage in anal sex acts. Can also be used to describe activies that group of free men would partake in if no females were present.
Eric's wife and Doug's girlfriend are both out of town this weekend, looks like those two will be playing a little prison leapfrog.
How can you tell Reid is a veteran at prison leap frog? By his limp!
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Any time you prevent yourself from getting fucked in the ass, either literally or figuratively, it is a prison victory, because only in prison is this considered a victory.
Reggie: We were outnumbered, but we worked hard and we blocked the committee from hiring Carrie's dipshit cousin. Thank God! I consider this a victory.
Bert: A victory? Are you kidding? You call not getting fucked in the ass a victory? Maybe that's a victory in prison. Yeah, that's it, it's a prison victory.
Reggie: Huh? A prison victory?
Bert: Yeah, cuz only in prison is it considered a victory when you don't get fucked in the ass. Anywhere else, you just take it for granted, you don't even think about it. You don't go to sleep at night and think, "thank God, I didn't get fucked in the ass today." But in prison, each day that goes by without getting fucked in the ass is a victory. All we did was avoid getting fucked in the ass. All we got was a prison victory.
Reggie: Damn, bro. Damn.
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a convict who is used for sex by his/her butch
the "catcher" in gay prison sex; the submissive
sometimes gets pimped out for some smokes, a jug of toilet wine, and a Snickers
"We is cell mates and being cell mates is like being marries. What do you wanna be -- the husband or the wife?"
"The husband ..."
"Then come over here AND SUCK YOUR WIFE'S DICK or I'll stab your ass, prison bitch!"
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The funniest thing that cold ever happen to a sex offender
(1) Dude! Did you hear what happened to that Penn State coach? He got fucked in the shower last night! HAHAHAHAHA! Karma's a bitch, now he is one too!!!!!!
(2) In order to prevent prison rape, one must hold on to that soap and not drop it!
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In male prisons, same-sex relations that usually follow strict role assignments in which one or more prisoners is/are the the daddy, or dominant partner(s), who penetrate or receive fellatio from a submissive partner, who may or may not being a willing participant. While most prison sex follows this highly scripted pattern, there are occasionally flip-flops, men who penetrate or fellate each other by mutual consent.
I heard that afta 18 months locked up, DaShawn over on D-Block couldn't take doin' without no mo' and let that sissy on his tier give'em some prison sex.
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