A man who keeps patrol of his boyfriend's asshole. Often used in Canada.
"Is that a Mountie over there in the forest?"
"No Billy, it's my Rectum Ranger"
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A competition where you see how much chocolate you can pack into as many different dudes in a given time limit.
I went rectum hopping yesterday and packed 2 cubic yards of fudge, now I have AIDs.
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A tree that grows assholes, and a rectum is the asshole that falls off that tree.
Isaac: have you seen the Rectum Tree? its grows by the studio, and drops assholes everywhere.
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saucey liquid coming from inside the rectum ballpark has a displeasing taste usually chincs enjoy the taste
Hey! My rectum sauce was leaking from my boxers in school today.
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the act of crappin water out ur asshole after eatin 20 lbs of asparagus and a steady diet of ms wenz fat hairy jew beaver
wow alex macgregor is a rectum splasher , he ate out ms wenz 5 times today and look at the puddle in his pants
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