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The Return Of The Incredible Hardcore Crumpet Masters Of Doom

A.K.A. The Best Damn Band In Chippenham College. Known for such classics as "Walnut" and "Yum, Yum, Someone else's food"

"Hey, have you heard of The Return Of The Incredible Hardcore Crumpet Masters Of Doom?"
"No..."

by James 'Natty' Lloyd October 21, 2003

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He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.

by Silentlydisapears July 12, 2021

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Gaza march of return

100+ protesters shot by Israeli snipers including 30+ children.

Hym "You didn't care when it was Israel committing war crimes and shooting protesters in the gaza march of return. But now that rape is involved it doesn't matter in what way they've been brutalized or oppressed. We're just going to pretend it's not retaliatory and we're going to pretend no one could have possibly seen it coming and then do what the lefists do and cry racism."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2023


Return Investment

Buying an item with the intention of using it briefly, then returning it.

The game is going to be so much better with this awesome sound system. I have to return it tomorrow, though, because I paid for it with rent money. It is just a return investment.

by kittykittyboomboom February 14, 2012


the return of alejandro

The sexiest man alive and his return just when you think all hope is lost

Man the Return of Alejandro was nuts and hot

by The return of Alejandro December 22, 2016


return to the closet

A random gay/lesbian starts to hide his/her sexuality because of different reasons, after a change of situation/location, without stopping being gay/lesbian.

Gay A - Where is this sweatie, that Paul?
Gay B - He moved to Atlanta yesterday.
Gay A - Like this?
Gay B - Well, he made a return to the closet.
GAY A -OMG that horrrrribleeeee!!!

by AlbaricoqueBCDE December 8, 2013


Stork Return System

When the stork delivers you a gremlin that is not satisfactory to your standards, you take that little asshole and ship it back to the factory to be deconstructed and remodeled into a more adequate munchkin

I just ordered the Stork Return System to come pick up little jimmy. Can you believe he bit my mother’s toe the other day. That kind of behavior cannot go unpunished.

by Yodaclock June 30, 2024