The HurstThe Hurst Rudder. Getting a haircut while jerking off and someone grabs your elbow.
The Hurst Rudder. Getting a haircut while jerking off and someone grabs your elbow.
Originating from sixteenth century French sailors, who would spend many days out at sea in poor hygienic conditions. This term is used in the gay community to refer to the instance when one partner does not properly clean their ass before sex.
Sucre bleu my boy are you trying to turn my baguette into a muddy rudder?
Receiving mouth to genial intercourse while operating a watercraft
Yo that girl gave me rudder chudder
When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
The phenomenon observed in video games wherein a video game character ignores the laws of physics, or performs irrational actions of running into and bumping into environmental objects.
You play the game like a land rudder, why is your horse vertical on that mountain side?
Having your partner shit on your penis and then smacking them across the face repeatedly with it.
Sally and John did the muddy rudder last night.
That perverted redheaded guy at work that always wants to do the Dutch Rudder with you
Brenden keeps trying to get me to do the old Jonny Rudder with him, fucking perv!