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A term, originally from Chinese, used to refer to someone feeling tired and sluggish
After working long hours, I feel like a salted fish
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A noun used to represent the definition Salty. To add on the definition, salty is when someone is upset or stressed over the outcome of an event, which is usually used as a personal statement rather than a general one. Used commonly in the fighting game culture.
Used mainly in conjunction with its mascot (a girl holding a yellow umbrella) and the slogan "When it rain, it pours". Signaling that once the tears and grief falls, they aren't going to stop.
To taunt people in a tournament, the opponents usually have a can of salt ready for the loser.
Hypeman: SOMEONE BETTER GET THAT MORTON SALT READY! BECAUSE SOMEONE'S GOING TO GET SALTY
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A street name for designer drugs which resemble bath salts and can induce violent behavior, visions of paranoia, nudity (using bath salts can raise internal body temperature), and EATING shit (research Matthew Hammond of Georgia).
Yep, that's right, some loser named Matthew Hammond actually ATE his own shit after taking bath salts.
He probably deserved it for taking bath salts.
Do some research on Matthew Hammond of Georgia on bath salts if you think I'm joking. Really, do it.
Don't forget about:
* Carla Murphy of Pennsylvania who allegedly took bath salts after giving birth and later attacked hospital staff.
* Robert William White of California who allegedly took bath salts and assaulted a woman and later claimed he was an alien who talked to Jesus.
* Brandon DeLeon of Miami who allegedly took bath salts and threatened to eat people and tried to bite a cop.
and many, many, more...
Bath salts AKA Aura, Black Rob, Bliss, Blizzard, Bloom, Blue Silk, Cloud 9, Drone, Hurricane Charlie, Ivory Wave, Lovey Dovey, Lunar Wave, Maddie, MCAT, Meow Meow, Monkey Dust, MTV, Ocean Snow, Peeve, Purple Wave, PV, Red Dove, Scarface, Snow Leopard, Stardust, Super Coke, Vanilla Sky, White Lightning, and Zoom.
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The salted pretzel is a sexual act where two men scissor, bending their genitals down to penetrate each other's rectums. A third man then stands above the two and urinates, thereby salting the pretzel.
"I talked to Bill at work, and he agreed to help us make a Salted Pretzel"
"Perfect. I'll go get a tarp to lay on the floor."
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Someone who is alwaya salty. Completely jaded by life. Almost never smiles or laughs genuinely.
The original salt lord is responsible for creating the Dead Sea and the Bonneville Salt Flats of Utah, just through his sheer levels of salt.
(Synonymous with Sultan of Salt.)
Damn Hunter, why are you such a salt lord? Relax a bit man.
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The Act of Doggy Style but between two or more men.
Two Men conversing:
Man: "Oh Alex I dropped my towel"
Alex: "Time for Salt Style buddy"
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1. (N) Bratty young British girl from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory/Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. Selfish.
2. (N) Randomly rude and selfish individual.
3. (N) Alt-pop band from the 1990s.
1. I want it NOW, daddy!!!
2. What a Veruca Salt that girl is, always asking for more and more.
3. Volcano girlllz, volcano girllllz~~
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