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When your ex-girlfriend acquires a fake social media account to publicly shame you. Usually because said ex-girlfriend is crazy as shit. Like so crazy the Judge gave custody to the father, just because even he knows she is bat-shit crazy.
I won custody of my son and now my ex is pulling a "Sammy Love" on me.. spreading lies about me on facebook.
An extremely over weight dachshund who moans while we eat dinner, a Hansom young man none the less.. enjoys car rides , eating anything within reach, enjoying time with his mother , also know as Samuel L Fatman
Damnit Sammy the dachshund we’re trying to eat give him a yodel or something relli
That particular moment when your brain stops working after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. One can usually tell that someone is "Sammy Smashed" when eyes start squinting and neck gets wobbly. A term wildly used on the island of Malta.
"Is that guy drunk? No mate, he is Sammy Smashed!"
Literally sucking a girls cum out of her vagina while she’s at her point of climax like you were giving a hickey.
I had to hit her with a dirty Sammy, refuse to go out sad.
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The term for someone who sleeps with everyone and is often called a Slut
That Girl is so Sammy Hoot!
Don't be such a Sammy Hoot, Pick only One guy a night!
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Sammy Hagar is the Red Rocker who was thr front man for numerous bands such as: The Fabulous Castiles, Montrose, HSAS, Van Halen, Los Tres Gusanos. Not to mention his initial solo tours and now he plays with the Waboritas.
Now lives in Cabo San Lucas Mexico, invented the "Cabo Wabo" and runs the original Cabo Wabo Cantina in Cabo and also frequents the Tahoe Wabo Cantina in you guessed it, Lake Tahoe.
The Week of October 13th every year he throws a HUGE birthday bash party in Cabo where celeberities such as Michael Anthony, Kenny Chesney, Toby Keith and others are known to pop by for a quick performance with Sammy.
Sammy Hagar fuckin kicks ass!!!!
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