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the ever popular "scene kid".
go on myspace and you will get real life examples of a countless amount. with enough pictures for your mind to blur with the same repetitive images of bad hair, horrible photography (that they perceive to be "artistic") taken from horrible angles, ugly hair clips, anorexic boys, fake girls, tight pants, and wayyy too much eyeliner.
scene kids can usually be found at the local mall, spending their rich white parents' money on things that are ever-so-"kewl" at the moment and will make them all the more hxc. they also flock to shows and concerts like a black person to a pack of menthols.
scene kids are under the impression that they are way cooler and better than anyone who is not "with the scene". the boys enjoy kissing each other for attention. the girls enjoy giving the attention. the boys whine too much, but then again.. so do the girls.
they use slang such as "kthx" "rawr" and other unoriginal lingo that i don't care enough to elaborate on. they find it amusing to poo-poo anything not in the scene. they find it ABSOLUTELY hilarious to make fun of anything ghetto/rap/gang related.
scene kids will do anything to fit in. they pretend not to care, even though we all know how much time they spend fixing their multicolored hair.
some advice for the scene kids; boys- eat something, stop wearing makeup, and PLEASE stop shopping in the girl's department. girls- suck up your insecurities, lay the concert tees to rest, and get a hair color that actually suits you.
"wow. i'm going to be a kewl scene kid, say i'm original and impersonate every other god damn unoriginal teenager on the god forsaken website called myspace and take a shit load of pictures of myself and my hair with my expensive digital camera! don't you <3 my hxc hairband and all new tight pants? kthx. weRd."
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Topic to cause drama on UD.
Random person posts long diatribe that basically amounts to
"Sene kidz r ghey lOL"
Scenekid posts response: "We're not all assholes, but...yadda yadda... maybe you're just jealous". This should be read as "I'll feign indignance and keep up my holier-than-thou attitude to look cool on LOL_THE_INTERNET."
The real truth is that arrogance, ignorance, prejudce, elitism, and ageism (scene KID?) are all horrible things that both parties are guilty of.
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This topic is it's own example of how user-defined term "scene kids" caused drama on itself on ur.. fucking TIME PARADOX
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Scene kids are a group of mindless idiots that are an exact replica of one another, whether they want to believe it or not. A majority of them come from wealthy families and most of them used to be preppy before the whole scene came about. They'll call themselves hardcore, yet if you tried to ask them hardcore means they couldn't give you an answer. Most of them are self absorbed and wouldn't dare to talk to anyone outside the scene. They all have shitty taste in music and favors a lame, no talented band that no one's ever heard of. They can't think for themselves. Music is their life, only because they don't have a life. They often live their life by lyrics. You ain't scene without the skinny jeans, white studded belt, dumb ass lip piercings, and nappy mullets. It's pretty typical for them to get stupid tattoos that they'll probably regret in 5 years. They like to give themselves nicknames like BaileyBrutal or MandyMassacre that don't apply to them. Most will claim to be bisexual. A lot of them claim to be gangster but since when did hardcore and gangster go together? The girls believe that one day they will be famous..on the internet. They wear make up like beetle juice and try look 80's ish...even though the 80's have been wiped out for over 20 years. They all think they're photographers only cause they can take a picture of themselves. Most of them convert back to their preppy ways after being tired of trying so hard. Luckily the fad is fading fast.
ME: Look at all those dumb fucks, do they look stupid or what?
SCENE KIDS: OHH EMM GEEEEE!!! Don't judge me. RAWR! I'm just trying to figure myself out.
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A scene kid is a male or female (Usually aged between 13 and 18) who dress usually in bright colours,children's tee's,bands shirts and skinny jeans.
They normally have Black or Platinum Blonde hair filled with unnaturally coloured streaks,coon stripes,leopard prints,extensions or Chunks of bright colors.
Girls will normally wear foundation,Very thick eyeliner,Neon eyeshadow,Skinny jeans,Tutu's,Stockings,Band shirts and Childrens clothing.
Boys will normally wear thick eyeliner or no makeup,Skinny jeans,band shirts,Hoodies and Childrens tops.
They are ALWAYS adorbale looking and they like to say things like 'Rawr','KthnxBaii' and 'Your teh sex!' as well as 'Bang,Bang' and 'Lets fuck'.
They are generally sweet,outgoing and funny. It is pretty easy to pick out a poser.
They are almost always dating another cute scenekidd or soemtimes even an emo.
They love Bows,Hello Kitty,Pokemon,Cheerios,Coco Pops and other random/cute things.
They generally love Zui Suicide,Jac Vanek,Kiki Kannibal,Audrey Kitching,Jeffree Star and other SCENE QUEENS.
XXCarleehXX:
Heyyyy!
TroyTrampolineX:
Hii Baybee
XXCarleehXX:
Are we goiing to teh music festival toonight?!?
TroyTrampolineX:
Yesh,OF COURSE,I mean FFTL is playingg!
XXCarleehXX:
Kthnxbye
TroyTrampoline:
Laterr,Rememberr your teh sex!
(Actual conversation between two Scene Kids)
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Scene Kids are very easy to spot in that they dress the same and usually travel in herds. They can be easily identified by their tight girl jeans from the GAP (this goes for girls and boys) and black hair. A common misonception for heterosexual males is seeing a Male scene kid from behind, they may deem the person female when it is actually a guy.
They are very arrogant, and egotistical. Many of the females may looks innocent and easy, but that is infact a shield that covers their true arrogant and narcissistic nature. They are arrogant in that they think their genre of music is the BEST DAMN THING TO HIT DA' STREETS (quote from scene chick).
Many people have "scene-sickness," a condition where the sight of a scene kid can cause dizziness and even vomiting.
Seeing a Male from behind
Chris: Holy Shit! That white chick has a nice tight ass. I'm gonna go squeeze what god gave her.
Mark: FUCK YEAH! Slap some skin on me before you do!
Chris: Hey there pretty lady, I like what you're shaking <squeezes butt>
---Person turns around, to only horrify both males to see that it is in fact a MAN!!!---
Scene Kid: Dude...I'm only Gay on weekdays sorry.
Chris & MarK: WHAT DA' FUCK, it's one of them SCENE KIDS
Mark: Yeah.. I heard they got diseases man! Let's get the fuck out of here and get to the hospital
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little more than barely legal girls trying really really hard to be debbie harry (although her song "rip her to shreds" describes an early version of the "scenester" girl--but they probably don't know that because the only songs they know are "Call Me" and "Heart of Glass")
OR guys in their early 20's who have either no facial hair or a really stupid looking beard and/or mustache...AND they like to show off their buttcracks when they lean over the bar in their tight-ass pants.
in cleveland the scene kids all do the girls' pants, white belt thing.
Girls almost always wear black and white striped things, footless tights, really ugly flats that don't match their outfits (on purpose), and yes, way too much makeup. They also tend to try and look very "80's" even though they were born at the very end of the decade and know nothing about the culture at that time except for what they see in the movies, which is over-the-top just like them.
Guys wear strictly the black and white lowtop converse, look like their hair was cut by their 4 year old sister, and usually claim to be bisexual.
Actually, that goes for both guys AND girls.
So does frequenting 80's nites of all kinds. The coolest scene kids are on the dance floor, usually standing in one place and moving their arms a little bit (guys) or dancing together trying to make people horny (girls). The girls usually wear spike heels and legwarmers when they go to 80's nite.
Scene kids smoke Camels because the Camel reps in town are also "scenesters" (tall, slightly nerdy looking guy in dark glasses and borderline dress-up clothes with his cute little asian girlfriend who wears just about anything)
They drink PBR almost exclusively (that is, if they are old enough to drink at all).
If they are not at 80's nite they can usually be found at one of the upscale outdoor malls near their home (most likely their parents' home as well) where they can shop at urban outfitters and h&m (so annoying...there is so much stigma attached to both stores now which is really too bad--damn kids!)
Yes, kids. That's the operative word here. True "scene kids" usually are not any older than 21.
Thank GOD most people grow out of that phase eventually!
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Scene kid used to mean hardcore kid or a person in the hardcore scene. Back then it was tough kids who fought for their straight edge beliefs or just fought in general and dancing at shows helped get aggression out. Of course there was alot of unity so if someone got hit during the dancing everyone else would help out pickin the person up. Somewhere along the lines of hardcore, the fashion industry mixed with emo style made its way into the scene. As the style grew bigger, kids who were tiny and couldnt stand up for themselves slowly turned to it to "fit in" and be part of the scene. The style quickly attracted the attention of many girls and people noticed that. soon most people (hardcore kids or not) turned to the trend in order to pull girls.
My opinion: I would never cut off my own balls in order to get chicks. if i was desperate, id save up and go get a hooker. wearing makeup and girls pants and having long hair is the same as chopping your balls off. Since when did you have to lose your masculinity in order to get laid? these kids need large injections of testosterone. theyve ruined our scene, theyve ruined the music by starting generic hardcore bands, theyve ruined girls, because now girls think its ok to be fat and loppy as long as they chop off their hair and dye it 8 different colors and wear all black. Im blaming it on divorce. so many parents are divorced these days that all these kids live with their moms and dont have a strong male influence in the house. for example, if i came home with girls pants, makeup on, long hair dyed different colors, and listened to emo music? my dad would get the most sturdy louisville slugger bat out of my garage and kick the shit out of me and once i was out cold and bloody, he would shave my head, burn the chick pants, use the blood to remove the makeup,inject me with mass amounts of testosterone steroids, ti me up in front of the tv, and make me watch every single superbowl game on tape thats there is. Personally, i think i would do the same to my kid if i had one and that happened.
homosexuals love lil scene kids.
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